Didn't there used to be signs on businesses stating "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service"? I guess all that has gone by the wayside because in my foray into the local Kroger to purchase the elusive cheese, I saw one guy in his car - shirtless.
I saw one guy leaving the store, shirtless. He also had his wife and diaper-clad only infant with him.
Then, when I entered the store, there was a shirtless man using the self-checkout line.
It wasn't so hot here yesterday. In fact, I thought it was a might chilly later in the evening.
I suppose I could "get" men removing their shirts on a blisteringly hot day. But, still, isn't that sort of thing just not done anymore?
I mean, if I wanted to see hairy man nipples, I could find more than my fair share of photos online.See?
Or, I could ask the Evil Twin to parade around topless. (I like my men hirsute - but no back hair - thanks!)
Oh, for the love of Pete, shave that shit off and help a child suffering from alopecia.
Note to grits who shop at the Saint Albans Kroger: wear a shirt. A wife-beater is fine.... better than nothing. Oh - and also? It's 2008. I'm fairly certain the mullet was never a REAL hair fashion style. There are barbers all over the place!
I'm starting to think I need a decent cell phone with a good camera. My current cell phone is only capable of capturing blobs on the camera side. If I had a better camera phone, I could document this nuttiness.
Then, since I hear from so many of you that your Kroger is full of the same kind of crazy, we could have a photo contest. (Prize to be determined later and as long as participation continues to be active.) Send me the most insane thing you witness on your day! email@example.com!