Farting is assault?! Crap I've been assaulting people at my office for the last ten years!! Oh God I could do some hard time!
Yup...this is the state I live in...isn't it grand?
Hehe....I saw this and thought about puttin it up on my site but since I just did that 'Roadkill Cook-off' thing, I didn't want to be accused of WV bashing ;)
Ron - you made me laugh 'til I was crying. Thanks.Holywriter - but tell me you didn't cackle like a loon reading it?Efen - it's not WV bashing. WV has a sense of humor. :-)
I got an email tonight about this! It's too funny. If people could be arrested for farting, I'd be in jail constantly.
Seriously makes you wonder just how deadly that fart could've been, doesn't it?
Steve would be doing life plus 99 years. I always tell him if he could bottle that stuff our energy problem would be solved. It could launch rockets.
Dude wasn't allowoed to go to the bathroom. The cops asked for it. :)
I'm guessing they're not fans of South Park. lol
Cops totally don't get paid enough.
saw this and laughed myself silly. I have been assaulting people in grocery stores for ages - (hit and uns) and never got arrested.
Kenju - I think it was the hand waving that cinched his fate. BB - well, they did say it was "odorous". Rosemary - LOL! Tiff - My gosh - imagine what might have happened if that fart mutinied on him? They could have had a mess to clean up. honeywine - probably not. Gigi - I know! Rebecca - they certainly have to put up with a lot! themom - now, that hit and run business might get you in trouble. LOL.