Sunday, March 30, 2008

File It Under WTF??

The Evil Twin likes to wander off from the den (what us Southerners call the "TV" or "Family Room") and leave the TV on, blaring to whatever channel he was last watching.

More often than not, it's the Fox News channel - which is fine. I can semi-listen in and gather some newsy tidbits. When they ran a spot on this story, my attention was immediately riveted away from chatting with a friend on IM.

The guy in this story is a family man - three children - and he couldn't think of a better way to satisfy his needs? What happened to his best girl, Jackie? Or Thumbelina and her four sisters?

The Evil Twin is also sending me disturbing links every now and again - the woman who spent two years in the bathroom and when her boyfriend finally called for help, she had to be removed from the premises with the toilet seat stuck to her body that needed surgical removing, or how about this link? We're still trying to figure out if that is for real or a joke.

After reading the first story, I was relieved to find out the picnic table in question wasn't made of wood. As I said to my friend on IM, "That sure would give new meaning to the term: having wood." LOL.


  1. Did you miss the link to the story about a man arrested for having sex with his bike? Not entirely sure how that works? Oh and it seems orders for the fine chocolates are temporarily shut down I was wondering why it was taking so long for my order to arrive.

  2. I wonder if that's how they get little tables for dollhouses?

  3. Damn dumb buckeye - a picnic table no less?!?! Guess since the site is down till late May we will all be waiting to place our chocolate orders. I had read about the woman locked in the bathroom for 2 years - they just charged her spouse/partner this week - now that is sick!

  4. This reminds me of the Flora Rheta Schreiber (spelling?--she also wrote "Sybil") book about a shoemaker's son who was beyond whacked. He used a knife to bore a hole out in his bedroom wall and, er, dated that.

    I wonder what made him rape his patio furniture. Do you think the kitchen table had been teasing him and he simply had to have a release?

  5. Any port in a storm for some people, I guess...

  6. OMG, that is sick!

    I think he should be sentenced to have sex with the charcoal grill ;D