Friday, March 21, 2008

FAQ with ETW

I had a few questions sprinkled within my more than a few comments yesterday (thanks, friends - every comment made me smile!) and I thought instead of answering them within the comments, I would answer them as part of my blog today.

It seems easier, plus I can ramble at length which is one of my strengths. Hey, if you can't dazzle them with content, confuse them with verbosity. IOW, you think I have something important to say, but in reality, I'm just a windbag. Buuuut, you're still reading aren't ya? So, let's get to business.

WyldTh1ng from Wyld's Q&A asked: Do you consider yourself a hillbilly?

A: No, not really. I'm an import to WV and even upon moving here, we lived in/near the city. I am 2nd generation hick, though. I've lived in four different states, so there's a definite "mix" of personality going on.

Rosemary from Rosemary's Attic asked: Do they still make garter belts?

A: I'm not sure about these days, but I did buy that one at a legit, upscale department store. If I remember correctly, it was Lazarus, which is now Macy's.

The picture is not really a "picture" at all. It's a video capture from a certain movie I was in many years ago (not porn, I promise). It was a video on body piercings and I received a piercing in it (above the belly button, below my neck - take your guesses). There were three segments involved and mine was the only one that had a semi-plot to it. The other two piercings were guys. One got a guiche - a guiche is a piercing of the "taint" or perineum and the other guy got his lip pierced.

I don't know about you all, but I'm guessing there wasn't really anyway to make the guiche more appealing than by just showing the dude's hairy crack. Nice guy and all, but just watching the video was closer than I wanted to be to his "exit door". KWIM?

The guy who got his lip pierced also had his nipple pierced, a guiche and a pair of dydoes (I really do not want to explain this one), which he later shows in the video. Those were all done way before the video was shot, so they were healed up and ready for viewing.

I believe I might be the only person who still owns a copy of this - and The Evil Twin transferred it from VHS to DVD for me. Funny enough, I can't watch my own segment.

Also, on a side note, I'm glad to find out I'm not the only CW out there in blogland. I suspected as much.

I know I'll blog again before Sunday (Help! I'm talking and I can't shut up!) but Happy Easter in advance. You know, in case you're just "too busy" to check in with me again before Monday.


  1. I really hope that the piercing guy washed his hands between the guiche and the lip piercing :)

    Maybe it's just me but having my private parts pierced with a needle isn't something I would volunteer for, ouch...

  2. Just checked out the dydoes and I'm ROFLMFAO here. HOLY CRAP!! And I thought a Prince Albert was bad! Hmmmm.. but somehow I'm wondering if I should try it... LOL

    Oh plus this will get you one extra comment :)

  3. I want one of them piercings, for real. Thinking of above the waist and below the collarbone, but I'm thinking that it would hurt like a mofo.

    Now, explain dydoe please. I'm at work and imagine that googling it might get me in trubs.

  4. How I hate Haloscan! I wrote a lovely response and it was eaten by the ether. Grr.

    Hope the whole TET Fam has a wonderful Easter.

    I think the lost bit was: I think I saw that vid when I first moved back home. You guys played it for me. From what I remember, you were the fair heroine while the hairy buttcrack was the monster of the flick. Least that's the plotline I'm going with.

  5. Oh. My. GOD.

    I looked up 'dydoe'.

    It made me nauseous!

  6. I don't see the point in the dydoe, if you the man has a good "curve" all will be well in the box.