It's that time o' the week again! My best day ever! :-)
1. I was set free this week! I walked the dog around my yard bare naked (me, not the dog) 2 nights this week! I live in the city limits here in Charleston and have neighbors! Talk about a boner-maker!
2. To #9 from last week:
My wife and I were feeling frisky while in an adult toy store 3 years ago. I saw some "equipment" and joked a little about it. To my surprise, the wife said we should try it. Now it is definitely not for everyone, but I gotta tell you, when she gets me with the strap-on, I cum harder than I ever do without. I don't feel the least bit gay (not that there is anything wrong with that). It just feels freakin' fantastic once you relax, get over all the "what if this makes me like men" crap in your head, etc.
Go get some toys of your own (and lots of lube) and give it a go. Make sure you get something rated for ass-play as you don't want to have to make a trip to the ER and have to explain anything to the crowd of docs and nurses that would surely gather.
3. My neighbor across the quad undresses with her curtains open. I watch when I can and masturbate. I think she knows.
4. When I do my laundry I sometimes sniff my gf's panties.
5. In the middle of a threesome, two guys and a girl, the other guy started sucking me off. It freaked me out for a second but I did not push him away. He was actually very good.
6. I can't stop thinking about #9 from last week. I want the strap-on too.
7. I got drunk last night & called my ex-wife. I was actually hoping for a booty call (which was common when we 1st split up, but not for a few years), but having her tell me about (in detail) how much she wanted to suck my dick was enough to get me off. :) The sex was always the best part of out marriage, so why not take the good WITHOUT the bad???
8. I assisted a married woman in getting herself off this morning from my desk here at my office...
9. She said she wasn't interested. I honestly expected as much. Still. Yeah this fucking sucks.
10. I secretly think my dog hates me. I buy him toys and treats but he still won't come to me when I call him.
11. Why am I supposed to work on it when she says she doesn't believe we'll ever be able to fix it?
12. The biggest fight my girlfriend and I have had was over Starwars. Where I believe that the empire was faulty since it was taken out by a bunch of Ewoks!!!
I did not get a mystery pic and I'm growing tired of my same old schtick. Any suggestion? Must be rated PG! ;-)
Happy Friday, hooligans!