It is May - nearly June, in fact. What is up with this crappy weather? I haven't even been able to clean out the kids' closets because, frankly, I don't know what we'll need to wear from day to day.
I'm from the South. I expect mid March to be "shorts weather". If I have to wear even a light jacket in May, I consider that an epic FAIL.
Let's get this cleared up and pronto. May = warm weather. Nice weather. Weather where my family can sit out on our patio and enjoy the fresh air.
Our house is situated in the middle of 2 rather large lots. It takes the Evil Twin the better part of a day for yard maintenance. We have a swing set for the kids, my wonderful hammock and plenty of outdoor toys. Unfortunately, we can't even enjoy these things because it is always: a)Rainy b)Damp or c)Just too fucking cold.
Even if the sun comes out for approximately 10 minutes a day, that's not enough to dry out my hammock and the ground.
Not to start a political debate here, but if global warming were real, wouldn't the temperatures be going UP, not down? Al Gore can kiss my ass.
No, wait. My ass is too good for that. He can clean all my toilets with his tongue. I bet he's sorry he invented the internet, now!! My toilets await you, Al - and they need a scrubbing!
Because I am freezing to death in my own modest home, I haven't exactly been motivated to do much housework.
I guess I'll go turn the shower to "scalding" and try to warm up a bit....