Friday, May 7, 2010

Friday Secrets

Here are the Friday Secrets!


2. I wish my lesbian friend wasn't so damn hot.  I'm constantly wanting to flirt with her.  Then again that is my standard MO...  Falling for women I never have any chance with, especially considering I'm already married.

3. She thinks I'd never survive on my own because I need someone to take care of me.  I believe the opposite is true.  I think I'd be fine on my own, but she'd completely fall apart.  That's mainly the reason I haven't left.  I love her too much to destroy her like that.

4. When I read the Friday Secrets about "cyber infidelity" I sometimes wish someone would feel that way about me, but more often I am disgusted by what seems like boasting about cheating on one's spouse and being able to get away with it.

5. I am so miserable in my life and marriage that I keep looking for someone, anyone, who will make me feel important, sexy, and wanted.  It's become an obsession that is ruining my life.  

6. RE: The hot pose from Thursday.  I imagine the Evil Twin getting all turned on by loads of guys (and many of the ladies) oogling over ETW's PG-13 pictures.  I love it when I catch other men admiring my wife's cleavage.

7. I am an in-the-closet atheist.  I used to be a believer but over time, I have found that I just don't buy it.  No one in my family knows and it would be very bad if they found out.  I suppose I may go to my grave with this new un-belief, but I feel such a burden removed from my shoulders no longer having to worry about the inconsistencies, the things that never made sense, and the mental stress of worrying about it all.

Once again, none of the secrets are my own.

Happy Friday, hooligans!


  1. That's terrible. At least pay for the panties like I do. Cheers ETW!!

  2. #1 is a size 6? And #2, go ahead flirt with her, it's fun and you never know....

  3. #7 it is not an easy road but it is rewarding in the end. I was raised in a Pastor's home, I was raised to be a preacher and was pastoring my own congregation at age 25...and am now a professing atheist. There are consequences no doubt...but in the end you have to be true to yourself. And after a while..they get bored with it and leave you alone! lol Good luck!

  4. I went down the path of #5 and found that the more I looked for validation outside of myself and my marriage, the worse I felt.

    It's not a good place to be, but it can be left behind.

  5. I followed Mrs. D.'s tweet to your page and she's right...this IS a good read.

    And for what it's worth I'm happy in my marriage and STILL look for attention like that. It's nice to be to feel desired.

  6. A size 6 seems to fit, sure. And this was an actual postcard I sent into Post Secret that was published on October 18th of last year.

  7. #6 i totally agree! i like to refer to my gf as "arm candy" when we go out.

    she loves it too!!!

  8. #7 struck home with me. I sincerely wonder how many Christians are living that life? What pain they must be in.

  9. There were some good ones today.

    #5 I'm happy in my marriage but I still look for 'others' to make me feel important and sexy and wanted. It's very strange...guess we are never satisfied with what we have.

    #7-I can see where you are coming from. I suppose there are alot of people who feel the same way that you do. I was a believer who became a non-believer...and then felt I was trully missing something, so now I am a huge believer again. I think having kids made me realize, for me, how important it is. That's just me though...

  10. #2 .. Flirt away. There's not rule that you can't flirt with lesbians. ;-)

  11. Believer/nonbeliever/believer again here too. It's good to question things!

    Hmmm - stealing undies? Why not get some 'for your wife' and never give 'em to her?

  12. #6 - on the nosey. Too bad it's only cleavage, though. It's almost like proudly showing off a vintage muscle car, but never popping the hood to display the real source of the horsepower! It would be a crime if I selfishly kept all that to myself, as I'm sure most of the male commenters here would agree.

  13. #6 - on the nosey. Concur. Let's trade secret e-mail addresses!

    #4, may I introduce you to # 5? I think we have a match made in cyberspace.

    As always, excellent secrets! I love Fridays!