Tuesday, April 20, 2010

A Stolen Bit

I saw this on Star Child's blog the other day and couldn't pass up an opportunity to steal stuff.

1 - Ever take a shit in the woods?

No. I have pooped at various "odd" places, like an outhouse and at summer camp restrooms, but it all involved a toilet of sorts and toilet paper.

2 - If you won $1,000, what's the first thing you would do with it besides give me a cut?

$1000 is not just chump change, but it's also not a windfall, so there would be no sharing. Most likely, I would apply it to bills.

3 - What's your favorite phrase?

I like "Uglier than a bag of buttholes, with all the pretty ones taken out."

4 - Fill in the blank - the world would be a better place if ______ left the planet.

The world would be a better place if Cancer and HIV left the planet.

5 - How do you take your coffee or tea?

I only drink a sip or two of coffee each day and it's with very light half n half and a tiny bit of sugar. If I have hot tea, I use honey. If it's cold tea, it better be real sugar sweet tea, but I really only (mostly) drink water and wine.

And there ya go! 5 more things you were dying to know about me.

Feel free to steal and use on your own blog (link back to me - I'm a comment and link whore). Thanks!


  1. I like reading these things... you learn things you would otherwise not know. Totally LOL-ing at #3.

  2. I like the bag full of buttholes too...

  3. yup.. you know im gonna steal.. just cuz i have a fav phrase too... you'll have to check out my blog tomorrow to find out what it is.. :-)

  4. I'm water, diet coke and wine :)

  5. LOL... love the phrase of the day. I'll try to work it into a sentence today.

  6. "Uglier than a bag of buttholes, with all the pretty ones taken out."


    I enjoyed this little meme, but am imposing a meme-intervention over at my place. I had gotten a bit carried away!

  7. Black only... coffee or tea! ~ jb///

  8. Mrs. D - and the phrase can be used for all sorts of encounters! :-)

    Doc - Who doesn't?!? LOL.

    OM - I'll be looking for it!

    Vinomom - that diet soda crap is your undoing...it's SO bad! ;-)

    Ron - I'm sure you can work it in somewhere....

    Dana - I had to comply....I have almost nothing these days.

    LZ - I think that's where I'm headed too. The lactose can really do me in.

    Slyde - Yep, I'm tired of seeing people I love die.

  9. You just havebn't lived until you have had to dig a hole in the woods to take a shit. :)

  10. My phrase is "crazier then bat shit"...no idea what it means but I use it all the time! :)

  11. haha.. things we all were dying to know. glad to know. :P

  12. hey found your page via star child. you are hilarious!

    im diggin the butthole phrase as well! i tend to make up stuff like that as well and i posted a few for #3 too.

    oh and im totally stealing yours ; )

  13. Hi!


    But I liked number 2's answer. Very sensible.

  14. Thanks for sharing with us! :)

    Hugs - Tiff