I saw this on Star Child's blog the other day and couldn't pass up an opportunity to steal stuff.
1 - Ever take a shit in the woods?
No. I have pooped at various "odd" places, like an outhouse and at summer camp restrooms, but it all involved a toilet of sorts and toilet paper.
2 - If you won $1,000, what's the first thing you would do with it besides give me a cut?
$1000 is not just chump change, but it's also not a windfall, so there would be no sharing. Most likely, I would apply it to bills.
3 - What's your favorite phrase?
I like "Uglier than a bag of buttholes, with all the pretty ones taken out."
4 - Fill in the blank - the world would be a better place if ______ left the planet.
The world would be a better place if Cancer and HIV left the planet.
5 - How do you take your coffee or tea?
I only drink a sip or two of coffee each day and it's with very light half n half and a tiny bit of sugar. If I have hot tea, I use honey. If it's cold tea, it better be real sugar sweet tea, but I really only (mostly) drink water and wine.
And there ya go! 5 more things you were dying to know about me.
Feel free to steal and use on your own blog (link back to me - I'm a comment and link whore). Thanks!