The Evil Twin was flipping around the TV stations yesterday and happened to stumble upon an infomercial for one of the more well known colon blow products.
You know, the one that uses scare tactics to make viewers believe there is 30 years worth of gunk lining ones colon, etc.
Well, we watched in awe for a while. And we both looked at each other and said, "I wanna do that!"
There's a certain fascination with bowel movements that lingers with us long after the elementary school days about joking about dookie.
The Evil Twin and I are nothing if not immature.
So, I got on the website. They wanted $60 and if you signed up for that plan, apparently we'd be sent new kits every so often. I guess just blowing your colon out once isn't enough....
I told him that I had seen similar products at the Mart of Wal for about $20. He said, "That's almost worth the gamble..." But never committed to it.
I guess next time I'm grocery shopping (either later today or tomorrow - I'm not completely sold on doing it today. I'm feeling more inclined to blow it off and go tomorrow), I'll take a look around and see if anything looks appealing.
And I'm thinking about this now because I almost very nearly shat my pants earlier. I never understood how that could happen to a person, but apparently, it IS doable to go from feeling nothing to "uh oh" in about 20 seconds.
Of course, I bolted to the restroom, but it could have been a "situation", if ya know what I mean.
Dodged that bullet....But, then my mind turned back to yesterdays's colon blow commercial. Perhaps I could use such a product.
I'll think about it and if I decide to go for the blow, I'll let you know.