Wednesday, May 28, 2008


I am not in a very good mood this morning. I woke up super early (around 4:30 am) and felt ready to get up, but I forced myself to re-position myself and snooze off and on until 6:30. Then, I got up and lost track of time, (the one time in how many ever - 6, I think - years that Buddy has been going to school), so I got yelled at by the Evil Twin (FUCK YOU, PAL!).

Then, I had noticed about a week ago, there was my mom's name listed in the taxes due section of the paper for real estate. I sold the house last May, so I called the tax department this morning. After all, if it's my responsibility, I will pay it - even though it is a lot of money. So, she tells me they are 2007 taxes and depending on the agreement hashed out at the closing, that's what would need to happen. I think it was prorated for the year and the portion due would be the buyer's responsibility.

So, I call my realtor to find out who was the attorney at closing, so I could call their office. This happened (closing) over a year ago and I know I have a file on it somewhere, but it's downstairs and I don't have time to leave the baby alone while I dig thru files.

Meanwhile, Sissy is coloring in a book that is not a coloring book....

My realtor and I spoke and he was going to have his office pull the file and then, he said that the current owner was requesting an original copy of a document talked about at closing. A FUCKING YEAR AGO!

He bought the damn house (or rather, I practically gave it to him, just to get the monkey off my back) and yet, he still wants stuff from me? I don't think so, homey. You bought the damn house, now live with it. And if he so much as calls my phone number, I will tell him that exactly.

He reminds me of a certain asshole blogger I've had the misfortune of running into around these parts. Always thinking they're owed something. Or they have more and better first amendment rights than anyone else. Or wanting to start something on someone else's blog. What an asshole.

Oh, and just to top off my morning? After my injection, I put my little cotton ball and tape on the injection site (sometimes, it bleeds a little), but the cotton ball shifted and put a big blood stain on my shirt. Why is that a problem? Because I don't own many shirts, that's why. I don't like anything so if I find a style I like, I buy several in different colors. Right now, I have about 4 shirts I like, and currently NOW, two are in the dirty clothes basket. And, I'm wearing a Hello Kitty band-aid on my stomach.

I fucking hate people.


  1. I don't mean to start trouble on other people's blogs... :( It's just something I do naturally. Hope the day gets better. You know you could just walk around in your swimsuit all day :)

  2. Oh, you need to either go back to bed - all curled up with Sissy (or pop in a video for her)...

    Or go to your hammock. NOW.
    And breathe a deep, relaxing breath.

  3. Ron - I can always count on you for a laugh. Thanks, man.

    k - I'm thinking after my 3rd cup of coffee, I'm feeling somewhat better. It's been raining here, so hammy the hammock is all wet. :-(

  4. OMG, I hate people too! Every day! I am a portable seething sea of people hatred. I think you need to go back to Wally World and get that wind-up plastic sushi to blog about. Sissy could be the test player for your experiment.

    Yesterday, I was going through the drive-thru and it was moving terribly slow. When I finally got around the corner of building to go toward the pick-up window I could see the line was slowed by someone PUSHING their car through the drive-thru. WTF?

  5. Ugggggggh....

    Dude, you need hammocktherapy. It's supposed to stop raining this afternoon. Let the sucker dry out, get yourself a frosty beverage, and enjoy the evening!

  6. People really are stupid. And realty is one of those special areas that brings out extra-stupid stupidness. ESPECIALLY realty mixed with taxes.

    I hope you trip and fall into a pile of smart soon.

  7. ETW - I was up at 4 AM, too and when dd missed her school bus, I drove her in my pjs - came back to read some posts and fell asleep! Sitting up, on the couch. I woke myslef up with such a start that I spilled my coffee. %$^&%#. Now, I'm having the late afternoon sleepies and it's barely past noon. :-( And dh is out of town, so I'm on hockey duty tonight.

  8. Ha! FUCK YOU PAL!

    Doesn't he read this blog? ;)

    Hope your day is starting to look up and over the hump of suck your morning turned out to be.

  9. Buzzardbilly - Wha? Pushing the car? I don't know whether I'd laugh or spit venom over that one.

    Rebecca - it's looking very likely that hammy WILL dry out in time for evening relaxation. :-)

    kate - You got it, sister! And, thanks.

    K - It must just be the moon right now (or the fact that I'm PMSing really hard LOL).

    Tiff - thanks and yes, he does read it. LOL.

  10. HAHAHA! Gosh I (HEART) you for the asshole blogger reference...

    I had quite a stressful day too but I'm going to lie in my hammock here in a few minutes with a drinky-poo.

    If the family wants to know what's for dinner, I shall reply..."Tough shit."

    Let's see if they can gnaw on that...

  11. BG - you're welcome (it's probably not who you think....) hee hee. I'd like to offer my crew "tough shit" but I've already decided on spaghetti. I went to Kmart earlier and forgot to buy booze - will have to run out later for some.

  12. People are asshats.

    Want me to hunt him down and kick his ass? I'd do it just for you, girl!

  13. I said this somewhere else, but I remember a Peanuts cartoon where Lucy is accused of hating "mankind". She said, "I love mankind! It's the PEOPLE I can't stand!"

  14. I'm back! You know what? I do the same thing when I find clothes I like--I buy a couple or more, especially if they're inexpensive.

    Are we talking about the same asshat I'm thinking about? C'mon, Kreskin, tell me. Because if we are I have only one thing to add:


    Otherwise, red is a primary color.

  15. Diva - Thanx, girl! You are awesome!

    Juanuchis - So true!! Haha!

    BB - No. Next guess.

  16. Dang! This brings me much confusimacation.

  17. Holy crap!

    find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place...

  18. BB - emailed ya!

    Stew - thanks! I do appreciate it. Seems like my happy place is somewhere in between my hammock and 1 to 2 bottles of Chardonnay.

  19. Actually I was scared of you. I was telling myself to find a happy place.

    Please don't kill me.


  20. OK, I am really sorry, but for the first time today and today is almost made me laugh. I have had a shit couple of days too....add to that your Hello Kitty band-aid. Been there done that with the house crap for my father-in-law while steve supervised and gave directions.

  21. Now I know why he's the Evil Twin. lol It's school, and it's like the end of school for the year, right? So you're a little late. He'll live.