Thursday, March 12, 2009

Tagged for Confession Time

Just in time to help out my slacking rear-end, I was tagged by Jennifer at Life According to Jennifer.

So, I have to tell the troof here.

Confession Survey

1)What is your blogger name? Evil Twin's Wife

2) When is your birthday? 4/22

3) How long have you been blogging? February 5, 2007 - you do the math. I'm not good at it.

4) Who tagged you? Jennifer (link is up there!)

5 ) Tell me your 5 most favorite body parts: Duh: boobs/cleavage, I have really adorable feet, I get a lot of compliments on my eyes and hair. There, that's five.

6) What do you wish most for your birthday? All I want is a regular cake (yellow cake, chocolate frosting, nothing fancy on top).

7) What color are your nails now? Fingernails: the color nails come in. Toenails: Always Vintage by Revlon Color Stay.

8) Any depressing thoughts lately? I've had something really heavy on my mind. I may open up about it later.

9) What's your next 1 month's plan? Praying incessantly for Spring.

10) At what age did you have your 1st crush? Don't remember.

11) Did you attend any school reunion after you graduated till now? I did the 5, 10 and 20 year ones, but only the parts that involved heavy drinking.

12) Have you ever passed gas in public and pretended you didn't smell anything? Sure, I've let a silent one slip, but I just move quickly - like a shark and then giggle when I think of the sorry people who will walk into my "Wall of Fart".

13) Are you a clean freak? Oh, the Evil Twin only wished...I keep it tidy.

14) Which era do you wish you were born into? 60s (Lucky me! I got my wish!)

15) Are you a vegetarian? I was for 9 years and could easily revert.

16) How many pillows do you sleep with at night? Sometimes one, but most nights it ends up on the floor: meaning none.

17) Are you a light sleeper or an I-don't-care-if-there's-a-bomb-here sleeper? It depends on the sitch. I listen for the kids all night, but I can also really be conked out.

18) Do you secretly wear comfortable granny panties when your man is not around? No, I always wear string bikini panties no matter who is around! Lots of times, those end up on the floor with my pillow.

19) What is your ultimate dream job? Livin' it.

20) What is it your hubby does that annoys you the most? He repeats himself four or five times when he's frustrated. I got it the first time, honey!

21) What is your dream car? We have a rocking mini-van (grocery getter), but I'd like one with the folding seats and all automatic doors.

22) Do you easily wake up in the morning? I am not a morning person.

23) Do you like hairy men? As long as it's not on their back. The Evil Twin is my Big Bear.

24) How about goateed men? Fine with me. The Evil Twin sports one most of the time...

25) Which one would you prefer, 2 hour spa, 2 hour Thai Massage or 2 hour foot massage? I don't really like being touched by people I don't know, but if I HAD to pick, I guess foot massage.

26) Have you ever wished you had a different name other than your real name? When I was younger, I thought my name should have been Jessica, as an adult, I'm okay with my given name.

27) What is the most extreme sport you have ever done? Yeah, I'm not so much on the sports.

28) Do you prefer traveling in Europe or Asia? Never been to either, but would take the chance on either if it came up.

29) What is your favorite food? Mexican anything.

30) What is the most embarrassing moment when you were out on a date? Nothing is coming to mind. I'm sure I've done something mortifying, but I've been with the Evil Twin for 17 years, so any dating material is a distant memory.

I'm supposed to tag a number of people here, but I think I'll just leave it open for the stealing. If you're a lazy slacker like me, rip it off, but be sure to link back to me! Thanks!


  1. i do wear granny knickers and they do end up on the floor with all my pillows !

  2. fun survey! funny you wanted the name Jessica... I always hated it growing up. now I am resigned to it... I'm a Jessica ;)

  3. A foot massage? I hate to have my feet touched at all. Not even a little. I don't even want others to breath on my feet. The ex-hubby had a shoe fetish. The shoe part was ok; the foot though was verbotten.

  4. Good reading, ETW! And BB? You have no idea how great you would feel after a good foot massage. It's my idea of heaven x two! To each his own....LOL

  5. C'mon! I have never seen your house when it was anything other than neat as a pin!
    How on earth do you sleep w/out a pillow?!?

  6. Great answers, Etw.

    I enjoyed the read, thanks,love.xx

  7. See, another reason for you to come to TX. Momma, Gator Girl & I can take you out to eat some excellent Mexican food!!

  8. You should have gone for the Thai massage, I hear most of them have a "Happy Ending"

  9. I wear the "boy boxers" for women. Hanes. Love 'em!

    I'm with BB on the foot thing. Do not touch my feet! I had a pedicure once. That was about as taxing as a mammogram.

  10. Lisa - there's something freeing about shucking those things off!

    LL - I always thought it sounded so pretty (still do!).

    BB - the way I see it: my feet are far enough away from the rest of me, it wouldn't be like someone in my personal space.

    kenju - the only pedicure I had done was right before Sissy was born and they couldn't do the full massage (I was pregnant), but what she could do, I enjoyed.

    MsPulp - I like being flat. Sometimes a pillow will give me a stiff neck.

    Natalie - I aim to please. :-)

    Gigi - Right now, I'm ready to head that way just for the weather! LOL.

    Ron - Hmmm. I learn something new every day!

    Juanuchis - I'd rather deal with feet touching than back touching from a stranger.

  11. I hear you, esp on 18 and 25...I don't wear the string bikinis but what I do wear sometimes ends up on the floor at night...and I don't know how most times...yikes!

    and touching...I barely hug my wife, why on earth do other people feel compelled to touch me...pass on the physical contact stuff...well, most of it!

  12. I'm not much for hairy men. But the back hair? That is the worst!

  13. It depends on whether or not they use conditioner on their back hair. Makes a HUGE difference! ;)

  14. Great answers, ETW! I am going to steal it. Because I am lazy. And I like the questions!

  15. Every time you do one of these, you reveal something when you do this.

  16. So do you shave ET's back for him? Ala Peter Griffin....Shave a man's back and he'llll prrrrrr like a walrus! hahahah

  17. great! Might have to borrow this ... :)

  18. That's interesting, ETW - I never knew you had been a veggie.

  19. Very cool. My pillow and undies always wind up on the floor too. And you do have stunning eyes.

  20. Tidy? Good Lord woman, you could EAT OFF YOUR FLOORS!

  21. Warren - I love to hug on the Evil Twin. People I don't know touching me is another story!

    Debbie - Yeah, the back hair is too much for me to take.

    honeywine - LOL!

    Trisha - A girl after my own heart!

    rosemary - I like to dig deep and get to ALL my dirty laundry! ;-)

    JA - I would if he needed it, but his back is good!

    TGG - steal away!

    Alex - I felt so much better back then too. Then again, I was much younger!

    The Girl - I'm glad to know I'm in good company!

    Inanna - You just didn't look close enough! :-)

  22. "When is your birthday? 4/22."

    Boy, born in 1922 makes you a really old hag, do you use ropes and pulleys for sex? ha ha ha.

  23. LOL, this one's great. I will come back to it later - getting tired! Take care : )

  24. I used to think I didn't care for back hair, but recently I've found it's not so bad! ;)

    #19? You lucky duck.

  25. Yes, next time you want to look hot, flush the john. I love it.

    Speaking of weird things in food, I found one thumbtack in each of two bottles of cider last week.