You all know I don't really watch TV - unless it's Thursday night and "Survivor" is on, or if we happen to be catching new episodes of "Dexter" on DVD - and we still haven't started season two yet. (Sorry, Buzzardbilly - but I have your DVDs ready to return).
The TV is on all the time, though because my family (the rest of them) love the TV. We have the big ass TV, which is a draw for everyone:
When the Evil Twin and I first got together, he told me he didn't like Charmin toilet paper. Not a problem for me. My mom had bought Quilted Northern for as long as I could remember and that's what I continued to purchase as an adult.
But, when I asked the Evil Twin why he didn't want Charmin, he told me, "Because it balls up in your ass."
I've never personally experienced that, but I believed him.
Then, I heard from others who said Charmin balled up in your ass crack. Ewww!
But the other day, I was sitting here, minding my own business when I saw this commercial:
Apparently, Charmin is trying to convince folks that it DOESN'T leave TP balls in the ass crack no mo.
I had to change the commercial because the one I saw was taken down, who knows how long this one will last, but this commercial (above) is the same gist as the one I saw. And one commenter even says it better than I ever could:
"These Charmin commercials are so disgusting. They are basically talking about how Charmin toilet paper leaves less pieces tangled in your asshole hair."