Days I would like to remove my spine and crack it in all manner of ways. Then, put it back in.
I DO have a back cracking system that seems to work for me most of the time.
But, I have to roll around in bed, doing odd contortions to get the best results. It's a good thing that I am so limber. Yes, I'm 42 and can still put both legs behind my neck.
The Evil Twin gets to see me contort myself into all kinds of odd positions (while dressed, so get yer minds out of the gutter).
Maybe a super duper hot shower will help. Ya think?
I'm ready. Are you ready for the day?
Happy Tuesday, hooligans!