I did not receive many submissions yesterday or this morning, but I will list what I did get.
In no particular order:
1. "I listen to jazz and masturbate at work. Every day."
2. "I like to pee in the shower. It's fun standing up."
3. "Almost every work day I shut my office door at lunch time, look up erotic pictures and rub one off. Maybe I'm a sex addict, although I don't know why everyone isn't, it feels so good, doesn't hurt anyone and it's free! Although if I was getting more action in my marriage I probably wouldn't be so compelled to 'take care of business' so often at lunch time."
4. "I want to sleep with my friend, but I'm afraid of screwing up our friendship."
5. "I fantasize about using food products to masturbate - bananas, hot dogs, cucumbers, etc. I only think about it, though, never actually tried."
Okay, that's that. One is my own. I won't tell which. That spoils the fun, I think.
If you ever want to share a secret, you can always just create a fake email address on yahoo, hotmail, whatever...send the message and then delete the account. I will never email you back.
I know you all look forward to that. (sarcasm - LOL).
Random Thought of the Day: If I ever got to the bottom of my laundry baskets, would the world stop spinning on it's axis? Also, if someone wanted to purchase the Electrolux front loader washer and dryer for me, I'd be happy to provide my mailing address. ;-)