I had many submissions this week. As always, I copy and paste it into a different document and then immediately delete the email.
The first 5 came from the same anonymous emailer:
1. I am scared of clowns (after watching Stephen King's "It"), ferris wheels (afraid the seat will get stuck and dump me out as the wheel rotates), and elephants (don't know why). My worst nightmare would be getting stuck on the top of a ferris wheel with a clown. The elephant would be at the controls. But its only a dream, right?
2. I have fantasies about having sex with 2 women at the same time. But I cannot stand the idea of my wife being with anyone else.
3. One Halloween, I soaped the windows of a neighbors house.
4. I hate my job!
5. I hope stockings and garters come back into style.
6. I plan to leave my wife soon because I have finally found the love of my life and she loves me too.
7. I was recently at a party thrown by one of my neighbors on my street. I was getting tired and wanted to go home but my husband wasn't ready to leave. A husband of a friend offered to walk me home and I've had a crush on him for a long time. I ended up giving him a blow-job that night and we plan to get together again after Thanksgiving.
8. Everyone thinks my husband is great and they say I'm very lucky. I don't feel lucky. He bullies and abuses me. I would leave but we have three kids and I can't support them on my own.
9. My first semester in college I agreed to be a male stripper for a bachelorette party in exchange for some beer. I under estimated the impact of a room full of screaming 22 year old women/girls. I was 20. I should have jerked off before hand but didn't. It was really really hard to hide my throbbing dick underneath. I don't think they cared, but I was very conscious of it the whole time and so my performance was less than stellar. I've never had a chance again but next time I'll do better!
I got a case of Keystone Light out of it. Man I was cheap back then.
10. I once jerked off using my friend's sister's dirty panties. He walked in on me, we made eye contact and everything but we never discussed it.
11. When I was 16 I was given my 1st oral by my aunts married 40 something best friend when I visited my aunt in Florida for Spring Break.
12. I dvr the Rachael Ray show and masturbate to it when I come home from work.
13. My wife used a strap-on on me and now I want to try the real thing. It's all I think about.
And now, the non-promised photo: