Friday, January 22, 2010

Friday Secrets

There was an alarm clock malfunction this morning so we overslept. Ugh. At least it's Friday, finally.

The first secret was sent a week ago and either it went in my spam folder and I didn't see it or I didn't get it at all, so this person had to resend it. I'm very sorry it wasn't posted last week, but seriously, I didn't see it.

1. This special secret goes out to one of your loyal readers. It's a year later--plus one week--and I'm still dying to strip you naked and kiss you from top to bottom. That's just the beginning. Happy Anniversary--plus one week--Baby!. I love you.

2. I've been kissing guys I shouldn't be kissing. 2 are exs and one is dating someone else. In my own defense, the one seeing someone else started with me and I did make him stop...but I can't wait to see him again and see if he does it again.
 
3. Sometimes I tell the guy I'm seeing that I'm not available to hang out even if I have nothing better to do because I don't feel like shaving my legs.
 
4. I pretend to love having a packed schedule, but really it's because I get lonely and being busy keeps that feeling at bay.

5. You are going to break up with me. All the signs are there and I can read between the lines. Just do it already. You are giving yourself an ulcer.

6. I'm naked every time I send you a voice mail. Every time.

7. I wish you missed me the same way I missed you.

8. I wish you weren't so camera shy.

And there are your Friday Secrets. None of them are mine this time.

16 comments:

  1. I needed to giggle.

    There are voicemails I get that I will now shutter when they come in with the thought of those particular people being nekkid.

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  2. oh, I hate to over sleep! Mucks up my day something awful, and I'd bet its much worse for a Little Miss Routine Lover like you, LOL.

    I really like the secrets, I'm not sure why, but I find them fascinating : )

    Course, I'm a Scorpio. we do like to keep a few our selves!

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  3. I love the secrets too...is that a little creepy?

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  4. Good secrets! I love reading them too. It's not weird - at least I don't think so.

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  5. You mean everyone isn't naked when they send voice mails? I'm confused:)

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  6. Wow... sometimes I don't go out because I don't feel like shaving my legs too!! What an amazing similarity!!

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  7. Thanks for the mental image of Mr. Burns naked every time she leaves me a voicemail.

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  8. I am naked every time I take a shower. Every time.

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  9. I love Friday Secrets...I so look forward to them each week... ;)

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  10. I never get any voice mail :(

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  11. I'd rather find out someone was naked when they left me voicemails (could really care less) - but what really irks the hell out of me is when I hear a toilet flush.

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  12. Those are some juicy ones! I love the Friday Secrets!

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  13. I feel compelled to admit, even as I type this in my office, that underneath my clothes I am buck nekkid. Because I'm wild and crazy like that.

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  14. #3 - some guys like a bit of stubble... :)

    #6 - wow.

    I heart Friday secrets... ;)

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