Monday, August 17, 2009

What Would You Do for $100?

About a week or so ago, my friend, Ron opened up his comments section for readers to ask him questions. Any question.

Well, being the 12 year old boy (mentally, inside) that I am, I asked if he would eat a booger for $100. His answer was basically, "No, but maybe if you added a few zeroes."

Now, I, for one, do not think $100 is just chump change. Sure, it's not a lot. It's not a fortune. But, it's $100 clams more than I had a minute ago, right?

Here's the way I look at it: Yes, it is gross and no, I wouldn't just do it on a whim, but how many times in life has "sinus drainage" been mentioned. Oh, my sinuses are draining really bad, so my throat hurts. I have a sinus infection!

Let's take a closer look at this: "sinus drainage" is just a nicer way of saying "liquid boogers" or more well known as "snot".

It goes right on down your gullet while you sleep, while you work and try to stifle a runny nose, when the pressure behind your nose is killing you and you just have to try to relieve that pressure.

Sure, it could turn into a "loogie", but that's even nastier than the behind the scenes "sinus drainage".

So, yeah, I'd eat a booger for $100. But, I would make sure there was no photographic or video evidence of the dare, where it might end up on YouTube.

This poor dood didn't even get a hundred bucks:



But, he DID gain instant fame by eating a booger and being featured on the Jumbotron! Woot!

And, in the spirit of things, I'm also going to open the floor for questions. Ask me anything - I promise to answer honestly. I'll answer in order received. As usual, if you'd like to ask anonymously or email me, you can do that at eviltwinswife@gmail.com. I'll keep your identity under wraps.

29 comments:

  1. Where in the world would you most like to travel? :)

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  2. Are you kidding? I'd eat one of your boogers for $100.

    O.K., maybe $110.

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  3. There's a line I draw and that is way past it. Not say one may have past my lips say when I was 2 or 3 but my grandmother saw to the end of that foray. Funny that word foray: to ravage in search of spoils. So the final answer is Nope! Oh, I got one thats get everybody twisting. (What is your favorite sex postion?) and you thought Ron's mind was warped...

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  4. I'm with Paul...for only $99.99, I'd give it a go!

    Ok...questions...let's see...what's your favorite thing to do (or what would you most like to do)? Let's assume money, time, the law, safety, etc are no object...

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  5. Hmmm.... have you ever been in a threesome, foursome or elevensome? Have you ever used the restroom in public? Have you ever left fake shopping list with extremely embarrassing items on it in the store for strangers to find?

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  6. $100 for a booger? Seems reasonable. Gross, but reasonable.

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  7. People crack me up. You wouldn't take $100.00 to eat a booger, which was basically made by your mouth in your mouth, but taking "other things" that have way more disgusting connectivity, is not only welcome but expected! LOL!

    I'll grant you that your nose does filter some germs/dirt from the air that gets bound up in a booger, but I'm betting it's not a whole lot more than you breathed up into your mouth anyway.

    Personally, I say Number One- Anyone who says they have never eaten a booger, is lying. Number two-Eating a booger is way more sanitary than flicking it on the floor for me to step in,wiping it on the side of your car seat or the bottom of your shoe (and don't say you've never done that either).

    My question: Have you ever flicked a booger on the floor, wiped it on your shoe or the side of a car seat?

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  8. People crack me up. You wouldn't take $100.00 to eat a booger, which was basically made by your mouth in your mouth, but taking "other things" that have way more disgusting connectivity, is not only welcome but expected! LOL!

    I'll grant you that your nose does filter some germs/dirt from the air that gets bound up in a booger, but I'm betting it's not a whole lot more than you breathed up into your mouth anyway.

    Personally, I say Number One- Anyone who says they have never eaten a booger, is lying. Number two-Eating a booger is way more sanitary than flicking it on the floor for me to step in,wiping it on the side of your car seat or the bottom of your shoe (and don't say you've never done that either).

    My question: Have you ever flicked a booger on the floor, wiped it on your shoe or the side of a car seat?

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  9. Oh Gross.......my question...how much money would it take to get you on a stripper pole?

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  10. Of course it was an Aggie...GO LONGHORNS!

    Is there a figurine/action figure/whatever macho thing he calls them in the ET's collection that you don't like? Maybe one that creeps you out or that you just hate for no good reason?

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  11. Yeah, I mean, if you're going to put other parts of other people in your mouth... then what's a boogey for a $100?

    I don't have a question right now.

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  12. Nope, I was wrong. Ron's mind is warped more that mine.

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  13. You may have something there Inanna, there are a couple choice body parts that do get my attention (female of course). Ear lobes, breast, toes, etc.

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  14. These comments are so awesome I can't even think of adding to them. ROFL.

    Between Inanna and Shiny Rod and The Girl, it's all been covered.

    BTW, The Girl, my money is on ETW saying that she's actually pay someone to install the pole in her house : D

    I never know what I'll find here !

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  15. How much money would it take to get you off the stripper pole ;-)

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  16. You have the chance to get plastic surgery for free. Would you, and if so, what?

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  18. Heck I would probably it for $75...after all I made it and I have had WAY worse things between my lips!

    I like the plastic surgery question... we all know you don't need a new rack!

    What is your favorite Fiesta color?

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  19. No booger eating for $100 for me. No way. I'm getting a little queasy just thinking about it.

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  20. A hundred bucks is a hundred bucks. As long as no commicable diseases are involved, I could spend that on a few wise things. Geez, look at all the gross things people used to eat on Fear Factor (UGH!)

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  21. It probably comes as no surprise to anyone who reads me, but I have very little pride or dignity and readily admit that my price to do just about anything can be met.

    The Girl took my question.

    So how bout this one ... If you could be any character in any film, which would it be and why?

    Also, where is the craziest place you've ever had sex? ;-)

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  22. I guess it would depend on whose booger it was. I'd probably eat my own for a hundred after a few drinks.

    My question is: Who is your fantasy man and/or woman?

    Oh, and I can install your stripper pole and show you how to use it if you want ;)

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  23. I have to agree with Lola, as long as it is my own, $100 is $100. And a fabulous pair of new shoes...

    Would you let Sissy get her belly button pierced as a teen? Or Buddy his tongue?

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  24. LMAAAAOOOOO...ok, that's f*cking funny.

    And since I know the answers to most of these questions (and a lot more!) I will refrain ;) Can't wait to read your responses though!

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  25. would you get your hoo-ha pierced?

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  26. lol At Jenny Fab's question. haha.

    I really feel bad for that guy. And yeah for $100 I would definitely eat my own booger. My gross out factor is pretty high.

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  27. Sex, Sex, Sex! That's all you people think about!

    Can we see the video of any of the Yes answers?

    Hey, just trying to fit in...

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