Friday, April 27, 2012

Friday Fun

Last week, the Evil Twin had to buy a new lawn mower. We are on two lots and the front is very steep. He wears soccer cleats and has to use a self-propelled mower to then spend about 4 or 5 hours getting the yard into a golf course like state. We have more yard equipment than most professional landscapers.

Anyhoodle, the mower gets major usage. And his died weekend before last. OK, this is not something we can just shove to the side. We don't want our lawn to look like our neighbors across the street - the "man of the house", from what we hear, has a bad back. However, I guess his back is okay when he is tilling up a large area in the front to plant flowers and construct a rock retaining wall.

Then we have the neighbors on the other side. The house was purchased by a contractor at least 2 years ago. The folks who live there are renters. The home itself is only partially remodeled and the "yard" is a hot mess. In the process of this remodel, our fence that runs in behind this home is destroyed. We've been assured that it will be fixed, but come on! There is a quarter of the house that still lacks siding. The "yard" is not maintained. I call the city (along with a few other neighbors) regularly, but the deal is: they'll send the contractor a notice of fines, but if he makes even a tiny effort once a month, he skates.

They can let their property go to seed, but we won't. So, the Evil Twin has his new mower. He hasn't used it yet because it's been rainy around here for a bit.

Since he got a new mower, I decided it was time for my own new mower. For the carpets and floors. That's right - a VACUUM! Now, our Electrolux works fine, but it was made in 1985. It's a canister, which I like, but it's also kind of bulky to lug around. I'm used to it, but I hate that every time I use it (almost every day), I end up banging up my shins trying to get it to different areas.

My ingenious little brain decided Momma needed a new house toy. Here I sit.... My Dyson DC39 canister is on its' way today!!! And I'm gonna put that bitch through its' paces. How you like them bird feathers, Dyson?? The hardwood floors? Area rugs? Porcelain tile? Berber carpet? And, let's not forget the cat hair!! Oh, you are in for a treat! I can't wait 'til it arrives! I'll let y'all know if it meets the ETW's standards on appliances.

I'm also going out to lunch today with a beloved friend. She works at a very swanky restaurant in town. I've never been to it, so I'll have a little adventure trying a new place. I can't wait.

It's a good way to kick off the weekend! And, I hope all my hooligans have a great weekend, too.



  1. Enjoy the lunch! Be sure to have a deep fried cheesecake for dessert!

  2. Your gonna love yer new Dyson but did you get the multifloor or animal?

  3. I have a dyson and I love it. Got it way before the canister became available and we will soon be moving to a house with no carpet. I think I may need an upgrade.

  4. And people think only renters in apartments have crappy neighbors...oy! It just goes to show you that the phrase "Some people suck" is universal. Enjoy that new toy of yours! :)

  5. We have the Dyson Animal and love it. My wife is the main user of it, but I love it because she loves it!

    I really hate when neighbors won't make even the slightest effort to keep their place looking good. Jerks!

  6. Dyson's British so it'll clean your colonial floors and carpets no sweat. Electrolux is Swedish which explains why it has lasted so long - boring but dependable just like Abba.

  7. Oh I love my Dyson! I don't have the canister, I have the animal but that thing is a work horse! LOVE!

    New household appliances are a weakness of mine. Especially vacuum cleaners. I'm a neat freak about my floors and crumbs and dog hair drive me nuts. I vacuum every single day. I get twitchy if it goes any longer than a day or two.

    Enjoy your new toy!