Friday, June 3, 2011

Friday Secrets June 3

1. I work with a fair amount of women - and many are beautiful. So, to say I jerk off a lot at work is an understatement. Last year, I was leaving work and was very horny. At the first stop light I masturbated. First time in a car. It was awesome.

Looking forward to your pics dear...

2. I can't be the only reader here who does this same thing:  I have two different Internet personalities.  In the mornings before work (while my wife is still asleep) I have an entire list of blogs I read and my own blog I write, all centered on sexual stuff.  In other words, I look at pr0n!   In the afternoons and on weekends, I have a completely (mostly) different set of blog sites where I use my real name and link to my other (non-sex) blog.  

Funny how I often recognize many of my afternoon bloggers from my morning list of blog sites; you people obviously don't keep secrets from your spouses! 


3. One night my wife and I had another couple visiting. Lady X, who is an old friend, and I went outside to get some ice from the cooler.  While we were outside, we made out and I gave her a fingering.  It was extremely exciting, but I could never tell my wife about it.

4. I recently purchased a shampoo made by Pert called Fresh or something like that. It claims to have a menthol feel to it.  It really does make your hair feel tingly. It works very well on your balls and ass crack too.  I suspect most guys who have used this product know exactly what I mean.  The other day as I was showering and cleaning my nether regions with this shampoo, I slipped a soapy finger in my hole. Oh sure, I've done this before (really,who hasn't?).  The sensation of the menthol in the shampoo was incredible!  Yay for menthol shampoo!

[Rare Editor's note: Try Dr. Bronner's Peppermint soap. Available online or at health food stores. I heard Target carries it now, but I haven't seen it here].

This weeks pic is another re-run. I've just been too busy to do anything exciting or creative, but it'll give y'all something to stare at while you don't do any work! ;-)


TGIF, hooligans!

Love,

7 comments:

  1. ah, i loves me some friday's secrets!

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  2. I'm confused. #1 can consummate a masturbation session at a stop light? How long are the lights there? And what of the creamy filling?

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  3. ha ha.. the two identity thing is pretty funny...i dont' see how you can surf the web WITHOUT two id's are you kidding me... and I'm not saying anything more...

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  4. #1 can consummate a masturbation session at a stop light? How long are the lights there? And what of the creamy filling?

    I can't claim first hand experience here, but I suspect depending on the traffic preceding the stoplight in question, the light wouldn't have to be much longer than normal. Assuming of course you had some Pert (#4) in the shower that morning.

    I don't have an answer for the second part but suspect someone has been asking for extra napkins at the McDonald's drive thru.

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  5. Love Friday secrets, I've missed them.

    (I also love your top in that pic.)

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  6. That's not fair. Such a build up and no show!

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