After the first three minutes, I finally realized that it wasn't just a white guy dancing badly to rap music. That is just unreal.
LOL... I think he's had one or two glasses of wine.
Alcohol...The distorter of space and time....and gravity!
Amazing, really. What does the clerk have in the back of his pants? Looks like a DVD. On the bright side he did try to put the blue bowl back on the counter. Why on earth did the clerk wait 10 minutes before calling the cops?
Hmmm, I think there is more than alcohol at work. I have no idea what, but sheesh I've seen some messed up people in my day but ole boy looks like his back is magnetically attracted to the floor. Maybe he smoked some salvia before walking in. I don't know.
I'm betting on LSD for this one. AND beer. Dood is seriously effed up. I actually feel BAD for him.
Good lord a'mighty.
Bones - I know!JBlank - He's one determined dude! Ron - I think more than a couple! LOL.Joker - I think he spends more time on the floor than upright! LOL.rosemary - I don't know what that is - a guide book, maybe. I would have the fuzz there immediately myself.mary - I don't know - the Evil Twin said he suspected PCP, but I think he's just flat out drunk.Tiff - Yep, and I wonder how he got there and what happened after he left?Ginger - LOL!TGG - Definitely a puzzler!
I said it all on Twitter. Except, it is broad freaking daylight!!!!!
I've never been that drunk (as far as I can remember).
oh my Gawd. somebody call an ambulance. i have NEVER seen anybody that bad in my life, and i'm old. i felt sorry for him too. wonder what happened when he finally left the store?;-)
Holy crap. I laughed at the beginning, especially when he fell and went all 'upside down turtle'.After a few minutes, though, I started to get concerned about him. I initially thought this was filmed at 10 PM, but at the end, I saw that it was DAYTIME.That made me feel even worse for him. Hope he learns something from this. Probably won't, but I hope so anyway.
Too funny. Why didn't they just call the police? LOL. Clearly he just needed to lay down. ;-)
holy horse balls, that guys looks like me the night i got married! :P i'm kidding! kinda.
OMG - I had flashbacks to my husbands benders. He would constantly say "I'm just fine - you are drunk!" And I didn't drink. They (drunks) can be funny - but when you know someone like that may have car keys in hand - it is even scarier.
btw - I have left an award for you at my place. :)
I vote for drunk. I've seen the effects of pcp & acid, and I don't recall them hosing up ones equilibrium as badly as plain old booze does. Lots & lots of booze.But at 10:50 in the morning? Maybe he was on an extended all-nighter?I just hope he wasn't trying to drive too. That's scary.
I bet he drove off!! I sure hope they called 911 on him.
White men can't dance.