Friday, May 6, 2011

Friday Secrets May 6

1. A friend-with-benefits once inspired me to do a little 'man-scaping'.  It made some portions of our mutually beneficial rendezvous much more palatable.  The fwb and I have since parted ways, but I kept up with the trimming.  Not too long ago, my spouse dared me to take the man-scaping to the limit.  Of course I did, hoping that she'd follow suit. Well, she didn't. I still maintain my trim because I really enjoy the feeling.  Unfortunately, the spousal unit doesn't take advantage of the floss-free fun zone nearly often enough.  It's time to find that old fwb and see how she's doing.

2. I have a camera set up (secretly) in my wife's dressing room.  I have hours upon hours of footage of her dressing--

She must think it weird how many time she has been laid in her dressing room lately.

3. I don't know if this qualifies as a Friday Secret but I have been imagining how it might look if the Evil Twin were to use his artistic skills to recreate several naughty versions of your blog header.  I just think it would be cool to see a version where there is no shirt under the apron or perhaps you holding a "toy" instead of a feather duster!  I guess the secret is, I'm sort of a pervert!  

4. I have a crush on my girlfriend's best friend. It is even worse because I once saw them make out!!!

5. I take Levitra. I'm 31. I don't have ED or a dinky wang. I just do it for showboating with my girl!

6. I've roofied my girlfriend just so I could get some quiet time to watch Farscape.

And the payoff:

Sorry I wasn't able to compose the shot better, but I'm on borrowed time here! Enjoy the secrets (none are mine, BTW).



  1. ETW- You have great boobs! Now onto the business... I think #3 has a super idea and you haven't updated your blog much lately so I would love to see that idea rolled out. Whatcha think?

  2. i dont know if you've gleaned it from me, or my latest post, but i am the best artist EVAH! i can make you a super header for just the low low price of another boob shot :)

  3. Very cool ETW! The secrets were good too ;-)

  4. Aw man, I want boobs like that. Oh well. Not in this lifetime.

    #6 made me laugh out loud. If I'd thought to roofie my ex-husband a few times to get him the shut up we might still be together!


  6. I must be very innocent; after so looking forward to reading your "secrets" I find I have no idea what most of them are.

    Translation please. What is "man-scaping", is it legal? can you buy it in kit form and does it rub off easily?

    "Levitra", that's the wife of the Argentinian dictator Peron is it?

    "roofied"? I can't begin to imagine what that is.Anything to do with home decoration?

    I think you are (or more correctly) they are the "Heavenly Twins"

  7. #2: This secret is useless with out pictures (or cartoons).

    #3: I thought this was a familiar request and Anonymous beat me to the link!

    Great Secrets and bonus!