Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Toilet Paper T#@t Syndrome

I have a very close friend who has an ex girlfriend. (not unusual at our ages).

Anyhoodle, he told me she had a wild, untamed and not even one iota of landscaping going on "downtown". That's fine.

But, he says she went thru the toilet paper like a demon.

Then, she wanted his face in her special place and he'd be throwing spit wads out left and right, so he had to quit with the "extra love", if you know what I mean. He'd be going "Pfft, Pfft. Pfft" as if he was doing spitballs. YUCK.

He eventually just quit with the special love.

Why would someone let toilet paper roll up in their crotch/crack? I'm not sure.

Totally disgusting. Plus, she was a special kind of stupid when my friend left the toilet seat up and she regularly fell in the bowl.

Ladies, all you have to do is LOOK. Observe the commode before you sit on it.

Allright, hooligans, have a nice Tuesday.

Forest Bard's Wife


  1. This reminds me of a quote from Silence of the Lambs, "It cleans the paper from its quim or it gets the hose again!!". I'm pretty sure that's the quote from the movie.

  2. Hey! Good to see you back! I have been wondering where you went!