1 - Ever take a shit in the woods?
No. I have pooped at various "odd" places, like an outhouse and at summer camp restrooms, but it all involved a toilet of sorts and toilet paper.
2 - If you won $1,000, what's the first thing you would do with it besides give me a cut?
$1000 is not just chump change, but it's also not a windfall, so there would be no sharing. Most likely, I would apply it to bills.
3 - What's your favorite phrase?
I like "Uglier than a bag of buttholes, with all the pretty ones taken out."
4 - Fill in the blank - the world would be a better place if ______ left the planet.
The world would be a better place if Cancer and HIV left the planet.
5 - How do you take your coffee or tea?
I only drink a sip or two of coffee each day and it's with very light half n half and a tiny bit of sugar. If I have hot tea, I use honey. If it's cold tea, it better be real sugar sweet tea, but I really only (mostly) drink water and wine.
And there ya go! 5 more things you were dying to know about me.
Feel free to steal and use on your own blog (link back to me - I'm a comment and link whore). Thanks!
I like reading these things... you learn things you would otherwise not know. Totally LOL-ing at #3.
ReplyDeleteI like the bag full of buttholes too...
ReplyDeleteyup.. you know im gonna steal.. just cuz i have a fav phrase too... you'll have to check out my blog tomorrow to find out what it is.. :-)
ReplyDeleteI'm water, diet coke and wine :)
ReplyDeleteLOL... love the phrase of the day. I'll try to work it into a sentence today.
ReplyDelete"Uglier than a bag of buttholes, with all the pretty ones taken out."
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHAHA!
I enjoyed this little meme, but am imposing a meme-intervention over at my place. I had gotten a bit carried away!
Black only... coffee or tea! ~ jb///
ReplyDeleteHear Hear, on # 4.
ReplyDeletebig time.
Mrs. D - and the phrase can be used for all sorts of encounters! :-)
ReplyDeleteDoc - Who doesn't?!? LOL.
OM - I'll be looking for it!
Vinomom - that diet soda crap is your undoing...it's SO bad! ;-)
Ron - I'm sure you can work it in somewhere....
Dana - I had to comply....I have almost nothing these days.
LZ - I think that's where I'm headed too. The lactose can really do me in.
Slyde - Yep, I'm tired of seeing people I love die.
You just havebn't lived until you have had to dig a hole in the woods to take a shit. :)
ReplyDeleteMy phrase is "crazier then bat shit"...no idea what it means but I use it all the time! :)
ReplyDeletehaha.. things we all were dying to know. glad to know. :P
ReplyDeletehey found your page via star child. you are hilarious!
ReplyDeleteim diggin the butthole phrase as well! i tend to make up stuff like that as well and i posted a few for #3 too.
oh and im totally stealing yours ; )
Hi!
ReplyDeleteFunny!
But I liked number 2's answer. Very sensible.
Thanks for sharing with us! :)
ReplyDeleteHugs - Tiff