We had such an excellent Christmas break. I did laundry as needed. Enjoyed the company of my family. Fixed a lot of hors d'oeuvres for munching around. And that's pretty much it.
The Evil Twin returns to work today and Buddy returns to school today. That leaves me and Sissy - and most likely a trip to the Mart of Wal later on.
So, to ring in the New Year, the Evil Twin went in search of new calendars for the house. Buddy likes a calendar in his room, the Evil Twin likes one in his office and then we have one that hangs in the dining room, even though I have a write-on/wipe-off calendar I keep on the fridge and a date book I keep with my "stuff" (address book, bills, etc.).
I got an email from the Evil Twin regarding some calendars he had seen on Amazon that he would like to order.
He asked my opinion on one he thought would be nice in the dining room:
I laughed so hard, I thought I would cry.
Too bad it is out of stock.
I am not a gay man (check picture above), but if I was, this would be the calendar for me. Even as a straight chick, I do like the big bears. Fur and muscle? Not so much. Try fur and just heavy set. That's my type. I love a big, hairy man.
Not this:
But,this:
Is completely acceptable, in my world. :-) Lucky enough for me, the Evil Twin is just what I ever wanted (the pic above is not him, BTW).
We decided upon a Graffiti calendar for the dining room, which is both artistic and colorful and not offensive in any way. Plus, the calendars are all on sale and free shipping for orders over $25! I'm all about that!
Wish me luck as we embark on our first day back to the regular routine. :-)
Woo woo, risque!
ReplyDeleteThat scared me. Alot!
ReplyDeleteYou guys crack me up...Have fun getting back into the routine!
ReplyDeleteToo funny! My friends and I were talking about male body hair on Saturday night. I like smooth, hairless man. My dad didn't have a hair chest and I grew up thinking that was normal. Now chest hair just plain freaks me out!!
ReplyDeleteOh ho! We like the same type of man! :)
ReplyDeleteToo many muscles = egocentric, to my way of thinking. Maybe that's just a holdover from my bodybuilding days though.
Oh my word. Is that Robin Williams in that photo:)
ReplyDeleteI also have the same taste in men. But that middle photo was just gross!
ReplyDeleteHope you and Sissy have a great day.
That would be a pretty awesome calendar to hang in the dining room. I'm sure people who come over to visit would love it too. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI used to hang the sports Illustrated calendar, but I would be passing by and then just lose hours staring at it. I was never on time back then.
ReplyDeletemy mom got me that butch bear calandar for christmas....
ReplyDeletewhy? she's met my girlfriend....
That calendar hung in my dining room might just curb my appetite enough for me to lose weight. Either that, or I'd just park my ass in the living room in front of the TV to eat!
ReplyDeleteWas that Wolfman Jack's backside? Man, that dude could shampoo it!
ReplyDeleteWow, that is some serious hair on that dude! Happy New Year, ETW!
ReplyDeleteIt all just looks like it needs a good waxing to me..
ReplyDeleteROFL!
All I can say to this is Happy New Year to you.....
ReplyDeleteROTFLMAO!
yikes! LMAO!!! Happy New Year ETW! :)
ReplyDeleteThat really creeped me out, haha. I'm glad I'm not that hairy. Even though my beard speaks for itself.
ReplyDeleteThat is freaking awesome! And, what's even better is my hubby just walked up as I was scrolling down to look at the pics and said, "What the hell is that"? LMAO!!!!
ReplyDeleteHugs - Tiffany
I like big, hairy men, too. Chachi is along the lines of the last photo.
ReplyDeleteI do NOT like overly muscular men. They skeeve me right out.
The middle photo made me want to pass out. Wow. That is a LOT of hair.
Happy New Year to you and yours!
That dude needs some heavy duty waxing action. Yikes
ReplyDeleteOkay, seriously, don't you think it would be funny to shave some messages into that guys back or on his butt?
ReplyDeleteSince Tiger Woods won't be doing much advertising for the near future, why not shave a Nike swoosh onto this guy's ass?
haha.. wow.. that was insane.. welcome backt to the routine :)
ReplyDeleteI do hope your first day back went well! I know I was THRILLED to get back into a routine!
ReplyDeleteHoly. Lord. I mean, if y'all still want that calendar, I can walk up the street and get you six or seven varieties. ;)
ReplyDeleteOh man, I love me some Butch Bears or whatever the hell it is. I can't believe that is even in existence. I'm gagging a little.
ReplyDeleteGlad you had a lovely vacation. This is going to be a long week for those of us who were enjoying the two short ones we just had!
WHat's been seen cannot be unseen. I don't think I'll eat for a week.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteGay doesn't bother me, but I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit looking at pic #2...
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