It saved me a trip to the store.
And, I got a freebie in the package:
It's a sample of the new Colgate "Wisp" toothbrush. It's a tiny little toothbrush with the paste already applied to the tiny brush and individually packaged, so one can brush anytime!
When I showed the Evil Twin what I got for free, he said, "That's marketed for one night stands!" And I, of course, didn't believe him.
But, it is feasible. I remember many a night when I was out whoring around and had no device with which to brush my teeth.
Talk about waking up with fuzzy teeth! You know, the little fairies who come to knit fuzzy cozies on your teeth after a night of drankin'?
I wish I had a supply of self-pasting li'l toof brushes around back then!
Thank goodness for packs of peppermint gum! I've always carried bunches of that stuff. I have a "fresh-breath fetish".
But I think I'll invest in these li'l brushes too. I mean, why not???
What about when the little ones have sleepovers? That would be ideal.
ReplyDeleteSounds about right, lol! When I was single I kept an overnite bag with change of clothes, pj's, toothbrush, etc., in it for when my girl friend and I ran around on weekends or I was singing with bands and stayed over at her house or somewhere cause it was so late or we were too juiced to drive.
ReplyDeleteLater when I met Bob, he corrected me and told me it was a whore bag I kept in the trunk of my car, hehe!
I have always carried a toothbrush and toothpaste in my hand bag. Mints and eucalyptus lollies too. Whore?
ReplyDeleteYou bet!
Thanks for your love and support.xx♥
Vending machines in gas station bathrooms next to the condom machine.
ReplyDeleteSomeone is gonna get rich off that idea right there.
I agree with Dave on the vending machines - maybe right on the first floor of college dorms!
ReplyDeletewhy can't in be simply for lazy people......the same people that bought the "peanut butter and jelly mixed together in one jar" stuff.
ReplyDeleteImagine the great advertising! "For the Ho on the go!" or "Tired of tasting the spooge from last nights blow job? Try the new travel brush with spermicides!!!" or "Tired of waking up with the taste of bad decisions in your mouth? Try our new Slut Brush!"
ReplyDeleteLMAO...I just got a coupon in this Sunday's paper for those. Am wondering when I will use it now. I would keep it in my purse, but it would probably start growing fur itself. Love Warped Mind of Ron's slogans LMAO...
ReplyDeleteLOL... Maybe I can take to to work with me... those night shifts I find sometimes leae my teeeth crying for help...lol
ReplyDeleteKO
Voyeur36 - It would be handy for overnight guests, too! Thanks for the tip.
ReplyDeleteCarolyn - Better to be prepared, though, right? ;-)
Natalie - It seems I'm in very good company!
Dave - Holy shit! Someone needs to get right on that idea!
Gigi - I'm googling the patent office right now!
JA - Also great for lazy people!
Ron - ROFL - Ho on the go... Perfect!
Lisha - I haven't even had time to go thru my Sunday coupons. I'll do that today. :-)
KO - Sometimes the teeth just need an old fashioned "pick-me-up", huh?
I have a "fresh-breath fetish" too...I have mints, gum etc. in my purse...hmmm, maybe I should carry one of these new brushes too!
ReplyDeleteMy dentist has a huge basket of pre-pasted toofbrushes. I always take a handful of them. Handy to keep at work when you go out for garlic pizza (and you can hand them to your co-workers when THEY have bad breath!!)
ReplyDeleteI'm a freak about fresh breath myself. I keep a toothbrush and toothpaste at work and ALWAYS brush after I eat lunch and I have an ample supply of gum in my desk drawer, because you never know when you might need to lend a pack to someone in need (my boss...eee gads!) A preloaded toothbursh is the PERFECT invention, wish I had thought of it!
ReplyDeleteI can't top what Warped Ron said. He is too funny. But they are a unique little item.
ReplyDeleteRon does have a great mind for marketing. Oddly enough I doubt the company will be using those slogans tho...
ReplyDeleteIf they're biodegradeable, then I'm totally in. Tooth cozies, beware!
ReplyDeleteTHAT is awesome! more than a few nights i wish i had one of those puppies, too..
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you've thought of this, but "Whore's Toothbrush" would make a great band name.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if they had so much success with their little toothpasty paper towelish things you slipped over your finger (for those times when you needed a freshen upper but had no brush with you) that they've branched the line further. Now, that's capitalism working the way it should!
ReplyDeleteWonder if the toothpaste is hardish like it gets when someone (who will remain nameless) leaves the cap off the toothpaste tube?
or for the whore-u-like who doesn't have a Wisp, why not invest in a little `Dickie Mint"? Oh the possibilities....
ReplyDeleteTGG - We are so much alike, it's almost creepy! :-)
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - great use!
Chandra - yep, I buy the big packs of gum!
themom - He's going to make a fortune marketing the right product!
Dave - yeah, something tells me Colgate is looking for a more wholesome ad campaign!
Tiff - I'm not sure. They appear to be plastic. But! They do have a little toothpicker on the other end. Freshens breath, can also pick food particles and plaque off!
Slyde - I know!
Hyperion - I had not thought of that, but you're right!:-)
BB - The little dollop of paste looks like a gel. The packaging says "No water or rinsing needed", so I'm guessing it's soft and you can swallow it.
Hogday - I'm sure we could come up with loads of other products a whore might need!
Wow, there's a nice addition to the whore-bath pre-moistened towels and the single packs of KY Jelly! My whore bag is now complete! Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteuhhhh... that's a weird product. travel toothpaste and travel toothbrush? I think they are making things a little too easy these days!
ReplyDeleteI tend to keep the whitening gum and that's enough for me. These seem convenient, but I can't help thinking of the landfills overflowing with ho brushes. Icky...
ReplyDeleteThat screams "PRACTICAL" to me, not whore. Of course, that might be because I think they're a fantastic idea and just haven't gone to the store to get them yet.
ReplyDeleteAnd it's called being prepared to have a change of clothes, makeup and wetnap like items available in the trunk of your car!
PREPARED!
Giggle.
ReplyDeletegreat idea, haven't seen them here unfortunately.....
xxx
Okay, I was giggling as I read this post, but guffawed when I read Ron's suggestions. I like the idea of a "ho on the go." Too funny! I always make sure I have gum in my purse...not that I'm a ho or anything...
ReplyDeleteI like those and I agree would have come in handy "back in the day" ;)
ReplyDeleteGosh I needed one of those the other, um...night and...er, morning! LOL! Does that mean at 55 years old I am out whoring around? Shamelessly, Lisa (PS, Thanks for your kind comments and support!)
ReplyDeleteThat's actually kinda cute!
ReplyDeleteMary - we should make up little gift baskets and give them out at Red Light districts!
ReplyDeleteLL - I know. But, it'd be handy to have if your lunch sandwich comes with onions, ya know?
honeywine - something tells me most hos probably don't have super dental hygiene habits.
Ella - you have the practical "Boy Scout" mentality. I like that!
Michelle - Oh, I'm sure you will.
Ginger - No, you're not a ho. You just enjoy fresh breath (there are lots of us, apparently).
Loni - I almost bought a pack at Target today. I don't know why, but they're really cute!
Lisa - Work it while ya still got it, is my motto! ;-)
Margaret - I know, so cute!
Hmmmm... I could use those at work after family meal. But, like some others, I'm concerned that they will just fill up landfills.
ReplyDeleteLaughing about your comment about you remembering when you used to "whore around"......
ReplyDeleteGreat blog. I'm glad to have found it.
Come on people, The commercial says it all, it is truely the whore's toothbrush!
ReplyDeletein the commercial, the chick sees some RANDOM GUY, she dances with him and says to herself "OMG! I forgot about that guy I was just with in the bathroom... I better go brush my teeth" TADA! now we can kiss! ... That commercial makes me sick and I will NOT support that product :P ;)