A few days ago, I wrote about my secret love of my toes and feet. I don't like anyone else's toes or feet, so I guess that makes me a fascist or a "footist" or something.
I'm quite sure I'm guilty of many things in life. I'm a bad girl.
But, I had the random anonymous comment (as I am wont to have - which does not mean "I WANT to have" - use your google or dictionary, friends) who stated:
"overall they look nice, but the toenails are WAY too long - they aren't supposed to look like fingernails. I was at a pool in Arizona last week - most people there had the grossest feet - just big old dry calluouses all over their feet. Cover that crap up!"
Anonymous, I couldn't agree more on the ashy, callous feet you witnessed. That just needs to stop!
But, I do have an issue with you saying my toenails are WAY too long and look like fingernails. My nails are flush with the toes, so they are not like fingernails.
Would you like to see excess?
Mwah-ha-ha.
NOOOO!
Look on...
That's hot!
Got one more for ya!
NOW, look at mine again, no touch ups....But, is there a difference? I say "Hell yeah!".
Anonymous, I hope you've enjoyed this little toenail-scape I've presented for you. Your commentary proved to be great blog fodder for me, so THANK YOU.
You're welcome, by the way.
Oh beautiful toed woman !!! Your piggies are sweet.
ReplyDeleteHee hee heeeeee
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I saw press-on toenails the other day. Gross!
ReplyDeleteHe,he, You go girl!xx♥
ReplyDeleteOMG! How could someone walk with toenails like that? They look like fangs, lol! Although my hubby would love me to have them as backscratchers, hehe. But still... never!
ReplyDeleteLOL... I never understood people who grow out their nails to the point where they are basically crippled. I mean why would you want to impair yourself for long nails?
ReplyDeleteDon't mind the anonymous haters. Your toenails are nice. Not that I have a foot fetish.
ReplyDeleteHow does one where shoes with those nails? Or, you know, walk? Ick. By the way, yours were nice.
ReplyDeleteat least your toes don't look like fingers. i have that problem.
ReplyDeleteAck! [*dry heave*] That's twice today that I've dry heaved. I can see where this day is going!
ReplyDeleteLong toenails are soooo gross! Your toenails are not long ETW. It's just the angle of the pic you took. Flush is good. Long enough to look pretty with polish (especially a French manicure!) but not long enough to poke through your shoes. Cuz that's just NYASTEE!
OMG!! LMAO!!! Seriously, your toes are perfect...speaking of,TGG needs a pedi ASAP!!! ;)
ReplyDeleteNow those long-nailed toes are just too creepy (notice correct grammatical usage of the word "too" *wink*)...I wonder how wide THAT fetish circle is?
ReplyDeleteO.M.G! That was funny!
ReplyDeleteYou have lovely feet, I might add so anonoymous can go get a pedicure and shut the he*# up!
Wow, those people must have a lot of time on their hands to maintain that, uh, style...love the *TEN* toe rings...ick!
ReplyDeleteyup...your toes rule compared to those other nasty-arse things! egads!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the erm, uh, beautiful morning pictures!
ReplyDeleteI think I threw up a little bit.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous was way off the mark. Those other pix are ludicrous!
ReplyDeleteA) Remind me never to get onto your bad side.
ReplyDeleteB) That's just wrong. In SOOOOO many ways. Throwing up a lil in my mouth now.
C) Your feet are pretty. F%#*off haters!
People get up to some weird shit!
ReplyDeleteYou'd have to be off your meds for along time to let the problem get that out of hand.
Anon must have little feet with little nails, yours are fine!
ReplyDeleteOMG could you imagine those others? Eww I love heels so that would be a no for me.
The first pic HAS to be acrylic toe nails, right? And it looks like she SERIOUSLY needs to shave her legs!
ReplyDeleteAll I can think of is the amount of toe jam one could pack under those suckers.
ReplyDeleteNot YOURS, theirs.
Ew.
Ewwwww...feet
ReplyDeleteMy toes hurt enough after being smashed in heels all day without the added insult of talons for toenails. All I can say is, that is disgusting. Unlike your feet, which are almost as impressive as your cleavage ;)!
ReplyDeleteYours are perfection! I just have no words for those others! lol
ReplyDeleteI hate feet.......please stop
ReplyDeleteHahaha, did you get the same foot fetish guy that I had comment on my blog? I wonder. (He found me through the Three Little Piggies post awhile back! Hahaha.)
ReplyDeleteThere are very few things I hate more than feet - my own included. This post was pure torture for me. ;-)
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!! They are NOT too long! And, I would agree that the one's you pictured above yours are just plain disgusting!
ReplyDeleteHugs - Tiff
i am totally grossed out...who in the hell lets their toe nails look like that? and how do they manage to walk? your feet/toes are just perfect...and color on the nails too.
ReplyDeletehahaha, so cute!
ReplyDeleteROFLMFAO....I just LOVE you...your sense of humor makes my freaking day!! Don't you love "anonymous" comments?? lol. I personally think your feet look pretty. I should post my ugly feet for your "anonymous commenter" to see. They would JUST DIE lol lol.
ReplyDeleteThat is some of the nastiest foot fingers I ever seen. Gee, did you have to scar all of us over that comment "anonymous" made. I am so glad I was not eating as I read your blog today! EWWWWWW~
ReplyDeleteThose pictures make my Grandpa's feet look like a foot model!
The people who get professionally done fake toe nails totally freak me out.
ReplyDeleteI think yours are purty!
Blech! *cough* Yuck! Long toenails are gross!!!
ReplyDeleteYour's = perfect!
I just want to know one thing, when were you taking pictures of my toe nails???
ReplyDeleteIf you got it, flaunt it!
Jan
snicker
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now i get it !
duh !
EWWWWWW.... seriously creepy feet you found there! Point well made!
ReplyDeleteHave I told you lately that I love...your twistedness?!
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