The University Guinea Pig

When my ex-boyfriend was at the university getting his Master's Degree in filmmaking, he happened to meet many interesting people. Even though I was at a different university (and later at a full-time job), I got to meet these people because we were dating.

As a side note: this boyfriend, just like everyone else I have dated in life, was older than me, but he was late entering college. He and I went through the entire undergrad process together, but by the time he had decided to get his Master's, I had graduated with a Bachelor's and moved on to the world of working drudgery. We never attended the same university.

Anyway, he met all these crazy college people and would use these fine folks in his independent films that he had to complete as class projects.

One guy was named "Sam" (not his real name). Sam was, I believe, of a middle European descent - because he had the most lovely olive skin tone. He was also a hairy mo fo.

Sam was teased in a fun manner by his friends because he did what was dubbed as the "Butt Job". Now, the butt job didn't always involve his butt - just sometimes. It was basically being the guinea pig for the university students who were studying pre-med.

He would participate in all these trial things and let the students "practice" techniques on him. He got paid for this work, but sometimes it involved a rectal exam or a few... He didn't seem to mind and actually laughed along with everyone else when he discussed the "butt job".

I suppose that's not a bad gig for a college student. It's a way to earn some spending money and the hours are good.

I mean, if I had the opportunity between that and say, fast food... I probably would have chosen the butt job too.

Anyway, one of the student films my ex did was about body piercings and Sam had decided he wanted a guiche. (link is NSFW or K {around kids}).

A guiche is a piercing of the taint. (for those unaware, the taint is the area between the balls and the butthole - as in "it aint your nuts and it aint your asshole").

As I said earlier, Sam was a hirsute man. His taint needed shaved prior to being pierced. All of that is on the film. It's hilarious. The guy doing the piercings is wearing surgical gloves and wielding a Bic razor as he tackles Sam's hairy taint (OMGosh, that's a great band name: Sam's Hairy Taint - feel free to steal it!).

The taint was shaved, cleaned and pierced. It looked great.

I lost touch with Sam years ago, but I hope where ever he is, he is doing well. I hope he earned a useful degree and no longer has to do the butt job.

And, I hope he "Taint Misbehaving!" (I couldn't resist - sorry!).

Adios, gringos.