The Evil Twin decided we should (I mean, HE should) make our first fire of the season. I thought that sounded good, since I was all bundled up in my comfy pants, slippers and robe and still shivering.
I like to be warm, but I do not like an astronomical gas bill. A fire sounded nice.
So, he got to work and before too long, we had a cracklin' fire to admire while we lazed about and had coffee and farted into the couch cushions. (Hey, we've been eating a lot of chili and pizza around here, sorry!)
Even though the Evil Twin is a Veteran (Air Force!), he didn't have a very restful day. He was out raking, vacuuming and mulching all the leaves on our property. That's a shit ton of leaves right there. He worked at it for several hours.
We decided that since we had not done "Saturday Night Special" - where we will go pick up fast food for dinner - we would do it on Wednesday instead.
After taking pictures of the fire, I left my camera on the coffee table and didn't think to stick it back into my purse.
While I was picking up our food from the McDonald's Drive Thru, I saw a young boy. He was probably 8 - 10 or so and he had a remarkable mullet. It was halfway down his back and wavy, but cut short in the front. Like Joe Dirt says, "Business in the front, party in the back!".
I scrambled desperately for my cell phone, but he had already hopped into his Maw-maw's SUV and so my opportunity was gone.
I will never leave home without my camera again!
Hooray for fires - and magnificent mullets!
ReplyDeleteI say that at least twice a week.
ReplyDelete"Don't leave home without it" should be our motto.
Fire - Good, Mullet - Funny
ReplyDeleteGotta love a nice fire like that.
ReplyDeleteBummer about the missed mullet opportunity. A good mullet is a laugh waiting to happen.
I joke with my kids that I might start a 'skullet'. If any more hair falls off the top, I may be forced to.
I love fires! But I can't stand the mess, or the ash, or anything associated with fireplace mess.
ReplyDeleteSo I enjoy fires at other people's houses and stick to my heating pad on the couch for winter warmth ;)
nice fire...unfortunately, we have to wait until at least January for our Once a Year Fire! :( Don't forget the camera next time!! lol!
ReplyDeleteWhat a great fire! They're so cozy. Do you let the kids roast marshmallows in it?
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm very sorry to hear you didn't get a picture of the mullet. I love me some mullets!
I wish I had a fireplace, it looks so comfy cozy! Honestly there is nothing better on a cool, crisp Autum day then a bowl of chili and a fire!
ReplyDeleteThe only thing I miss about my 1st house is the fireplace... Lucky you!!!
ReplyDeleteI saw a guy in town the other day with a similar mullet. A very nice Kentucky Waterfall. I couldn't get a photo either though. Bummer. Dude clearly spent a lot of time on his hair and probably would have loved for me to share it with the world.
ReplyDeleteLOVE the fire. Rats! On the missed Mullet. I love a good mullet.
ReplyDeletePS - please do me a favor & use the word "nipply" as often as humanly possible...
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I miss having a fireplace! That will be a must when we finally buy a house!
ReplyDeleteI hope the mullet isn't making a comeback....
ReplyDeleteDammit! I hate when a mullet is missed!
ReplyDeleteWe don't have a fireplace but we do have 3 pot belly propane stoves that I love. I saw a woman with a platinum mullet....from the front it just looked Like normal hair....then she turned around. YIKES.
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