Like a One Legged Man in a Butt Kicking Contest

That's how today will be. Busy! The Evil Twin took an extra day off for his birthday weekend and he has several errands and projects he needs to work on today. I also have some errands to do.

When we're both home, we TRY to coordinate our schedules so that someone is always home with the kids and the other person can do their stuff without drunken monkeys kids in tow.

We're getting ready to adopt another parakeet (aren't we the most adopting-est people evah?). Maybe it's because we were both adopted (the Evil Twin by his dad and me by both parents), we have a soft spot for things that need homes.

During our infertility days, we considered adopting a baby, but it's so expensive these days, we went the regular route and did the meds and whatever it took to have our two the (semi) regular way. That's a post for another day. And, for the record, the infertility issues were on my end, not the Evil Twin's. He is very fertile - after all, he managed to get me pregnant 9 times, but I was only able to carry 2 of them to viability. Like I said, story for another day....

I also have a really good tale of how I beat the USPS down until I got what I wanted and that may pop up later this week. I shoulda been a lawyer. At least, that's what my dad encouraged me to pursue. LOL.

I need to go map out my daily plans and work on my grocery list. Sounds exciting, huh?

I know you're all jealous! Don't be haterz or I'll have to unearth the picture for all haterz! LOL.

Happy Monday, hooligans!