1. I get turned on by a woman's manicure. I've confessed that before on this blog. Woman has to be older - no young flirts here - red polish, beautiful hands. Well, I took this further recently. I got a manicure one Friday afternoon - nail Polish and all - the Asian girl did it - no questions asked I guess. Watching Flower Tucci and jerking off with nail polish hands was extra special... Didn't realize it was gonna be that hard to remove nail polish... but I had to before Monday...
DON'T JUDGE PLEASE.....
2. I like orange juice. Sometimes it just needs a little something extra though. One of my favorite additions is my own cum! I like to pour a very small glass of OJ and then jack off into it. Delicious!
Once again, I will ask that comments be thoughtful. The way I see it - as long as someone isn't doing anything illegal, non-consensual, or otherwise in danger of bringing harm to themselves or others, that's their business.
Whatever floats your boat, man. That attitude comes from years of being a punk rock girl and taking lots of LSD in college. Hee hee!
Didn't Quentin Tarantino make a movie about guy number two called, "Pulp Dick-tion"? Cheers ETW!!
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping that second one wasn't the Evil Twin, because I remember getting some orange juice when I stayed at your house and it seemed extra frothy! ;-)
ReplyDeleteHey, I'm a firm believer that if you aren't hurting anyone do as you will. It's all good.
Yeah, I say it's all good too so long as no one gets hurt and it's consensual...
ReplyDeleteI think I like lemonade though...
As long as it gets in your glass and not someone else's . . .
ReplyDeleteI still prefer pulp free though.
I think there are a lot of worse things people do then jack off in their own orange juice. Some of which have been mentioned here ;)
ReplyDeleteI wonder if that cuts down on the acidic taste of orange juice?
ReplyDeletewell now. :)
ReplyDeleteTo each their own!
Wowie. Wowie.. Wowie -- if I may say so...
ReplyDeleteNow if you could just get someone to serve up a glass of juice sporting some fancy slut-red nails.
ReplyDeleteIs it Friday again already? WOW.
ReplyDeleteWell now that you've got that out of your system - literally - I hope you feel better.
ReplyDeleteI'm more concerned about your past intake of LSD than your particular taste in beverages. Isn't it bad for you and illegal. The LSD, of course, not the glutinous concoction.
Always late to the party, it seems! I like manicures, too, but I can never keep my nails looking decent for more than about 5 minutes at a stretch, sigh! Definitely not gonna be turning anyone with the way my fingers LOOK, that's for sure!
ReplyDeleteHey, it's like a Protein Shake - I mean you can already BUY it with added calcium! Now it could be calci-CUM! (ouch, that sounded better in my head!)
Okay sorry #2...ewwww. I can totally see giving that glass of OJ to say err...your bitch of a wife, but drinking it yourself??
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