I like going on Mondays. It's generally not too crowded, and I pick up a big mess of stuff from the deli which is dinner on Monday evenings. And, there is usually enough of certain foods left over for lunch the next day.
Lunch today will be leftover onion rings, potato wedges and I also had picked up a bag of salad. It's too hot to do much heavy duty cooking - but it looks like we're going to get some 80s temps this week, which is much more normal for this time of year here.
On every trip to the Mart of Wal, I often pick up the same items. I was headed down the aisle where the peanuts and beef jerky are. The Evil Twin loves him some Great Value brand beef jerky (regular, not teriyaki or peppered). So, I'm passing by the peanuts and I spy this:
Really? Big Nut Bars? Don't these people realize there are oodles of perverts like myself who automatically go into "gutter mind mode" when I see certain words?
Buddy, who is 12 - and I apparently have the same chronological age of humor - just busted out laughing. Then, I HAD to get a picture. And, no, I didn't buy them.
I don't need anymore big nuts around here. Thanks, anyway.
Time for me to get a shower and appraise the many kitten scratches I have on my person. I love Bella, but I don't love her razor sharp kitten claws. Maybe she'll calm down after she is spayed (I can hope).
Happy Tuesday, hooligans!
I find it interesting that right after discussing big nuts you feel compelled to take a shower Hmmmmm. Cheers ETW!!
ReplyDeleteYou know you're right but a lot of food items have pretty naughty names.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, that one made me laugh too.
Have a good day!
Kim
HAHA, you didn't buy a bag of big nuts?
ReplyDeleteSince there are no big grocery stores near us, I go nearly every day. But it’s kind of nice because everything I buy was made, butchered or picked that day or the day before. This is a ‘whole foods’ way of life.
ReplyDeleteThose Planters people are perverts!
That's great! You KNOW someone in R&D had to say something about that!
ReplyDeletethats great!!! i love finding things like this!!! :-)
ReplyDeleteGod Bless
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otm
Sometimes you feel like a nut and sometimes you feel like BIG NUTS!!!
ReplyDelete::my Beavis & Butthead Moment::
ReplyDeleteHu,Hu,Hu...she said BIG NUTS...
Spaying my female at just made her meaner... Hope it's not that way with Bella.
ReplyDeleteI accidentally taught my boy "nutsack" awhile back and he quickly told his younger sister. It really does come up in conversation frequently...what have we done?!
ReplyDeleteA couple months ago The Boyfriend sent me a picture from the grocery store of "Big Cock Soup" or something like that. And he DID buy it! It was a soup mix w/ a rooster on the front of the package.
ReplyDeleteThose do look good though! MMMMM, nuts....
ReplyDeleteI'm so happy to find this post. I'm throwing a bachelorette party for a friend that insists on nothing silly (no penis hats, penis balloons, etc. etc.). She didn't say anything about food though. All food is going to be related to male genitalia. I'm headed to Wal-Mart!
ReplyDeleteOK, so after I finished laughing my ass of and taking a picture, I so would have bought the big nut bars. They sound yummy!
ReplyDeleteI thought of you today when I saw a grocery item named Butt Portion today.
Triple nut - the fertility bar.
ReplyDeleteROTFLMAO!
ReplyDeleteThen there is the whole issue of the "CockPit" in the airplane that we often fly in. With the advent of more and more female pilots is it long in coming for the c***pit (sorry !) or something similar ??? Is this too horrid of a thought or what ;>)
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