Friday Secrets (UPDATED)

1. I am headed to an Al Anon convention Saturday morning about 3 hours from home.  My spouse, the alcoholic that drove me to Al Anon, will be staying home, desperately trying to resist the contents of the local liquor store.  Knowing my spouse will lose that contest (hasn't won one yet), I've already arranged to meet a former mistress at the convention.  This mistress has an oral fixation that is unstoppable.  While she isn't a grateful member of Al Anon, she really enjoys getting out of the house, hanging out in a hotel room resting up all day and satisfying that oral fixation all night long.  I hope she doesn't leave marks . . .

2. I sent a naked photo of myself to a porn site that encouraged reader submissions. It's been two months and it still hasn't been posted. My self-esteem is shot.

3. Who says the pics always have to be for the guys? This one is for the ladies. I'm nothing special, but thought this was a good pic. This is a fake e-mail addy. I choose to remain totally anonymous.

4. I'm completely conflicted about whether or not I should actually kiss her.  I really really really want to.  She's gorgeous and funny and smart and sexy.  But... she's also not my wife.

5. I'm on Viagra. It's the best thing I have done in years. My wife, and mistress, are grateful too.

6.There is a convenience store I stop at on my way home from work most days and more often than not, the same lady works behind the counter.  I've never been the flirty type, but over time, our quick hello's and have a nice day's have turned into "I like your hair today" and "that's a really nice tie".  I know - budding romance, right?

Yesterday, she was outside sweeping the lot when I pulled in and she actually engaged me in real conversation. She asked me what I do for a living etc etc.  We talked for a few minutes and as I was leaving, she told me that she has wondered about who I am and what I do for such a long time, and she just had this huge smile on her face.

I know this wasn't an invitation to grab a hotel and get busy, but I drove home with such a wonderful feeling.  For a middle-aged, out of shape guy, that slightest interest by a much younger and attractive lady was quite enjoyable.  Too enjoyable to share with my wife.

7. On more than one occasion I have fantasized and stroked my cock to images of Evil Twins Wife.

8. When I was in college I was given a blowjob by one of my fraterity brother's girlfriends to allow her to "get back" at him for flirting with another girl... So much for brotherhood right. I shot a huge load of cum down her throat.

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And one more surprise from yours truly:

For those curious about my tats (there are three all together):

Happy Friday, hooligans! Enjoy the secrets!