Friday Secrets and a Surprise(s)

I received a bunch of secrets this week! That makes me so very happy. Thank You!

1. I have something in common with a person from last Friday's Secret in that I, too, have a crush on "Three Men and A Lady".  Everytime I see her picture with her comments my stomach flutters!  I am going through a very difficult divorce right now and sincerely despise my soon-to-be ex-husband and can't help but wonder if my disgust for him is fueling my crush on "The Lady".  Either way, she is delicious and it makes me happy that at least something remotely sexual is happening to me right now.  That part of me has been feeling dead since the bomb was dropped in December.  See you in my dreams!

2. The real reason I don't want kids is that I am scared they won't be perfect.  I don't think I could be proud of a kid who had a behavior or learning disorder.

3. I am a guy and I like vagina like crazy.  But, I have this secret fantasy about tag-teaming a girl with another guy.  Part of the deal is me sucking him some and then having him cum in the girl.  After he cums, I want sloppy seconds.  I don't know if I could actually do this, but it has, uh, been good "material" for me to "work with" for a few months now.

4. I have not kissed a woman other than my wife since 1974, the year we started dating.  But have wanted to twice.  Once was in the past 6 months.  Years ago, the next door neighbor girl babysat me and she became my first love.  She is about 12 years older than me, and when I was little I told her to wait on me and I would marry her.  I was 5 she was 17.  She did not wait.  In fact, she got married...twice.  She is unmarried now.  We have kept in semi-contact throughout the years.  I tracked her down to a town near where I work.   I went to her house to see her, and she looked as good as ever to me.  We hugged and talked for a couple of hours but what I really wanted was to make out, to kiss her like we were horny teenagers.  You know, our tongues looking like a light saber fight in Star Wars.  But I did not.  I still think about it and want to visit again.  I am afraid of two things, 1) hurting my wife and 2) will it ruin my relationship with my friend.


5. I encourage my wife to dress slutty for me.  Tight clothes, short dresses, lots of cleavage…its great!  When she is wearing a low cut top, I can't help but stare at her cleavage.  I enjoy it.  Lately, I have hinted that in private, she should try false eyelashes, dark eye make up, and red shiny lipstick.  It’s the porn influence, I guess.  We are still working on it. 

6 .The best invention for a great sex life is Baby Oil!  Is this a secret or does everyone already know?

7. I'm in love with someone other then my husband.  I think of this person almost every minute of every day, even while having sex with my husband. This other man is everything I had ever dreamed of in a husband. Nice looking, great career, motivated, a leader in the community, someone people can look up to.  Everything my husband is not. I wish I could go back in time and have met this person ten years ago.  I have come to realize that I married 'just to get married' and because all my friends were getting married NOT because I was in love.

Now I am in a loveless marriage where children are involved and I just don't think there is a way out.   Worst part of all...this other man doesn't know my feelings for him but I secretly wish he would find out and whisk me away and help me feel what real love should feel like.

Only in my dreams I guess.

8. Last weekend I went into the hot tub in my gym after a pretty good work out. I was the only one there. I was sitting near an area where there happened to be a jet of water coming and it seemed to hit my crotch. After a while, with all that warm water I got a solid erection. It felt like someone was giving me a blow job. Before you know it I just came! It was very enjoyable. Once I realized where I was I scared shitless. Man o Man. Disgusting. I don't even WALK by the hot tub anymore. Now I don't think I'll ever go into a public hot tub again.

9. It isn't that my life is full of stress or that I am depressed, I just really like to drink.

10. I am going away for a long weekend with a man that I am falling for very hard. He is everything I could ever want or have ever wanted in a man. It is so amazing it is beyond belief. I feel happier than I can remember ever feeling. What's the secret? Oh, just that I am married to another man. Our marriage has been falling a part for a couple of years now and we are at the very end. This has shown me what I want in a relationship and what I always imagined a partner to be really does exist.

11. I am 33 years old.  I have been through three failed relationships.  I had given up on love as a fairy tale.  I have met this wonderful woman though.  And I am really beginning to think I may have finally got it right this time.  She is amazing.  I am going to meet her this next weekend.  Oh did I mention she is married? Yeah....but for once I don't care...He should have treasured what he had...his loss is my gain.  I am ready for a wild weekend...with one lovely lady...

12. I would love to work one night as a stripper and take it all off on stage.  I know it's cliche, but I'd want the Catholic school girl costume. 

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One is me and one is a mystery guest. She's a regular commenter here, but I won't tell you who, unless she wants to out herself. Enjoy!

Happy Friday!