Without further ado, I bring your Friday Secrets:
1. When I was 18 I had a secret affair with a man in his 40s. I started it. He was successful and handsome and I was bored with boys my age. We secretly carried this affair on for 9 months. We saw each other nearly every day and no one ever found out except a couple of my close friends and one of his. I loved that he was in awe of me and he loved feeling young and desirable again. I also learned a lot, if you know what I mean. Towards the end I began to get bored and broke it off without explanation. His heart was broken a little. We see each other in passing here and there and I pretend we don't know each other. My husband would die if he knew. I'm not sure he'd think the same of me ever again.
2. For the first time in my married life, I am seriously considering cheating on my spouse with a friend. I don't know if the opportunity will ever present itself, but if it does I won't say no. I am so bored and feel so unloved that I don't think I will feel guilty about it at all.
3. At my wedding, I had the biggest sense of dread in my chest. Walking down the aisle, I felt like I was marching towards my death. Although I knew we had to do it, I knew I was sealing my fate in that I would never truly be happy. And so far, I have been correct. Happiness in my relationship is always just out of my grasp. I think he feels the same.
4. I cheated on my husband when we were dating several times. One of the times, I went home with this one guy who I'd always had a major attraction to. We had a fun night. I gave him a killer bj and even swallowed and enjoyed it (not normally something I am into). Guess who I don't swallow for? My husband. Ha ha. And years later this guy is now his boss. My husband has no idea it ever happened. I smile when I think about it.
For the record, I didn't submit a secret, so none are mine. :-)
Great secrets!
ReplyDeleteLol, swallowing is gross, just saying.
ReplyDeleteThat's sad about the wedding.
Awesome secrets! I'll see if I can get some up for next week ;)
ReplyDeleteWay for the ladies to step up!!
ReplyDeleteAs always, Friday is so much fun!
ReplyDeleteHey, that 18 year old woman having a fling with a 40 year old dude is a great idea. ;-)
ReplyDeleteLadies, all the ladies now..let's talk about sex, baby, let's talk about you and me...(Salt-n-Peppa circa 1990)...
ReplyDeleteLove the ladies talk this week!
Wow. These are getting bolder each time. Hahaha. Guess which one is mine! KIDDING! I didn't submit one.
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ReplyDeleteWHAT THE HELL? BloggerFAIL. I'm sorry- i have no idea why it did that, I'm trying to delete oh 10 of them!
ReplyDeleteLove reading these every week!
ReplyDeleteHugs - Tiffany
Although number three wasn't mine, it could have been. I remember KNOWING it was the wrong thing and not knowing how to get out of it. IN order to get through the ceremony,my plan was to "lose" the signed marriage certificate when the pastor gave it to me to file. Unfortunately, he said it was part of his service to file it himself.
ReplyDeleteWow! What a coincidence I once had a fling with this one chick that could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and now her husband works for me. What are the odds!!!
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen your blog in forever!! And I was missing you, so I brought my blog back just so I could read. I wasn't disappointed, to say the least! <3 ya, there's only one you!!
ReplyDeleteAs usual great stuff. I am going to get the guts up to email you a secret one of these days. I have a few up my sleeve...
ReplyDeleteGreat secrets.
ReplyDeleteComments: Lol, swallowing is gross, just saying.
I think you are supposed to send comments like that anonymously!
Great secrets again!
ReplyDeleteIt is not a secret that I am coveting all hell outta those Queen dolls on Little Weeloos Mom's blog.
Those are some amazing secrets! Sad, too. I would hate to ever be in that unhappy place again where you think there's no out.
ReplyDeleteAs a gay man,,,swallowing is the REWARD one get for a blow job. Get with it girl !
ReplyDeleteI love the disclaimer at the end, and often feel the need to post one similar. For the record, I have NEVER posted a Friday secret, and don't plan to! (This will cover me if I do). Also - I could not agree with Anonymous LESS. Ew.
ReplyDeleteAnother great round of secrets.
ReplyDeleteThese ARE good secrets. One sounds familiar...
ReplyDeleteShit!
ReplyDeleteI look at one of these and I'm wondering if I was running around drunk posting last night!
Those are awesome!