1. I have watched some porno in my days. And I have wanted to make home made movies with my wife. Finally, I got a small video camera with a hard drive and I asked if I could make a movie of her, to my surprise she said yes! Now I can watch me and her doing things I use to see in the movies. Its great! She is wonderful and will do anything for the camera for me. Plus, thanks to ETW, I also take pictures. Mainly of her cleavage and boobs. Home made porno and cleavage picture taking...what a great hobbies!
2. I think semen smells like mushrooms :-P
3. I would really like to have a sexual encounter with a hot stranger. I'd like to just come across the kind of guy that you feel instant animal attraction to and for us to just do it, in a dressing room or somewhere like that. No talking about it, no introductions. Just hot, raw sex. And then goodbye.
4. O the love of my life. Thank you for the great pictures for my birthday. You are the best and I can't wait until we are together and under one roof. I love you.
5. Mrs. D from 3 Men and a Lady makes me horny! I'm bad but I can't help it.
6. It's not that scandalous, but I hate tipping. Call me cheap, but I wish things just cost what they cost. I hate feeling sucked up to for a good tip. I always feel like I didn't leave enough or I feel ripped off because I left too much.
7. I work in a professional office. When I am sure nobody can see, I will sometimes unzip my pants and expose myself. It isn't my intent to flash people, but I enjoy knowing later when I walk into that office or meeting room with colleagues, that as we speak of professional things, my dick has been exposed there.
Pretty immature for a guy approaching 50; I know.
Happy Belated Birthday, Al!
Wooo HOOOO Great secrets and the GIRLS made my Friday!
ReplyDeleteWell! I don't know what to say here. Totally caught off guard, lol, but flattered.
ReplyDeleteInteresting secrets, and so sweet of you to remember Al's birthday, LOL!
Damn ETW them look good :)
ReplyDeleteGood secrets - I love Fridays!
Wow! I say as I compose myself and put my eyes back into their sockets. Great picture! Thanks! What a thoughtful birthday present. How will you top this next year?
ReplyDeleteJust wondering, are any of these secrets yours?
...Al...
So, I'm a little behind here. Do people actually email you this stuff? What a stash of potential firebombs you must have stored in your inbox! ROFL! This is like Post Secret, the personal blogger version. I smell a best seller in the making!
ReplyDeleteI will never intentionally do home videos. An ex made one on the sly and that was bad news.
ReplyDeleteAnd nice cleavage. Hubs and his friends want to go on a world boobie tour before they die. They claim they don't care how they look as long as they get to see lots of boobies. I don't think boys ever grow up.
Doc - Isn't Friday grand?
ReplyDeleteLady - I'm a giver like that. ;-)
Vinomom - That is my "workout" top and it barely contains them. I definitely need to shop for something "sturdier" preferably with an underwire. LOL.
Al - None of the secrets are mine today, but the boobs are. :-)
Jennifer - Yes, people email me secrets. Usually using an anonymous or fake email address. I copy and save the secrets in a word document then delete the emails in my box. I want to be as discrete as possible.
Cara - My cleavage makes a regular appearance around here. Just for shits and giggles (on my part).
Awesome secrets... I do have to comment on #6. :)
ReplyDeleteI wait tables in a sportsbar. We serve bar type food, but most of our serving is alcohol.
Example... last night... I waited on this ONE GUY from 4:30pm - 11:30pm. His bill alone was almost $80.00 and he left me a $5.00 tip. I mean.... he at least could of left me 10%.
The part that sucks and what most people don't realize is that I only make $2.63/hour!
And remember if you leave a decent tip... (at least this is how I do things) you will ALWAYS get great service!
Hugs - Tiffany
PS - ETW... the girls are looking FABULOUS!
ReplyDeleteAnd, this $80.00 was only alcohol... no food!
I love Fridays. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI just love friday secrets!!
ReplyDeleteFriday is by far mt favorite day of the week! Have a great weekend, ETW!
ReplyDeleteOh, hello girls...i bet Al is happy!
ReplyDeleteI wanna see #1's movies, I think #3 should drop me an e-mail with her exact location, I agree with #5, disagree with #5 & I'm cracking up at #7. I think I may have to try that, actually.
ReplyDeleteLast but not least, I'm totally envious of the ET's toys that he gets to play with. :)
Sorry - meant to say I disagree with # SIX. Made myself look like a retawd there...
ReplyDeleteTiff - I agree. I waited tables during college and even though I made $3.01 (as a cocktail waitress), we really relied on tips.
ReplyDeleteJay - Fridays always rock!
Mandy - Me too! :-)
Dish - What's not to love about Fridays? Now, if we could add some sunshine, they'd be total paradise.
rosemary - Al's one of my long time readers and also a "friend" - we haven't met in real life, but I hope to meet him and his family someday.
SoLow - if you're looking for free amateur pron, look no further than YouPorn! (don't ask how I know that).
Whoa. ;)
ReplyDeleteWowser! All I can say!
ReplyDeleteWowser! All I can say!
ReplyDeleteGOD Bless AL!
ReplyDeleteI'm in Ann Arbor, Michigan in August. Fancy 3?
ReplyDelete...;-)
Hey! Bring My Lady along too!!! Whoohooo!
What was that old late 60's Bowie song?...
"When I live my dreams...etc etc"..;-)
#3 sounds like a fun romp...
ReplyDelete#7, hehe. I like that one : )
ReplyDeleteHey, No 6...... yeah, you are CHEAP. If you can't afford a good tip, or worse yet, figure it out, STAY HOME.
ReplyDeleteI love all these secrets (and the special view at the end), but now I kinda feel like I should take some Windex or something with me, the next time I go into our office conference room.
ReplyDeleteHopefully #7 doesn't leave any "evidence" behind.
#1 - You da man! and your wife rocks!
#3, have you met #1? I see a blockbuster flick in the works!
#6: Just suck it in and pay 20 percent excluding the price of any alcohol after the first drink. They refill your iced tea for free and I usually go through 3 to 5 refills, but it doesn't raise the overall price of your meal. But 3 or 4 drinks could easily double the price of your total bill, so I only tip on the first one. In the rare case that I go somewhere for drinks only (like a football game, a concert or a wedding), I tip $1 per drink, period.