You Wanted to Know. Don't Blame Me.

OK - on to the A part of the Q and A. Some of these questions will be answered with explanations, others will be answered with a simple yes or no. But, ALL will be answered honestly.

GiGi asked: "Where in the world would you most like to travel?"

Well, I'm a homebody and not big on travel in general, but I really would like to visit Spain and experience the customs, culture and just overall vibe. I've been to Mexico, Taxco and Acapulco, but to me, Spain would be a new adventure. I'd love to try the regional food.

Shiny Rod asked: "What is your favorite sex position?"

I haven't met one I didn't like, except me on top. But, I'd have to stick with the boring missionary as my #1 fave.

Warren asked: "What is your favorite thing to do (or what would you most like to do)?" (assuming that money, time, etc. were no object.

I'm a simple person. I've done just about everything I ever wanted to experience. I like to read. Mostly, I just like to drink wine.

Ron asked: "Have you ever been in a threesome, foursome or elevensome?"

Yes, yes, and no.

"Have you ever used the restroom in public?"

Do you mean, have I used a public facility or have I peed in front of others? I think it's safe to say I have used public restrooms (with doors) to do my business, as necessary and a few people have seen me pee (on the toilet, not actually squirting out the pee before their eyes). Being a girl, I don't poo, but if I did, I've never had anyone in the bathroom at that time.

And: "Have you ever left fake shopping list with extremely embarrassing items on it in the store for strangers to find?"

YES! Several times! I remember on one list, the Evil Twin wrote, "A douche for my smelly twat" and a few other crazy things and we left the list in the shopping cart! Oh! I hope someone read it!

(K)arla totally made me lose it with her comment, but also had a few questions of her own: "Have you ever flicked a booger on the floor, wiped it on your shoe or the side of a car seat?"

Yes to the floor, I don't recall any shoe incidences and actually UNDER the car seat (not on the side) and that's been several vehicles ago. Enjoy your boogery ride, whoever bought my Chevy Nova! :-)

The Girl wanted to know "How much money would it take to get you on a stripper pole?"

No money - just give me enough hooch to get a buzz and I'd be up there. I'm actually very limber. ;-)

Gingermagnolia asked: "Is there a figurine/action figure/whatever macho thing he calls them in the ET's collection that you don't like? Maybe one that creeps you out or that you just hate for no good reason?"

I wouldn't say "hate", but he has this one ape head/bust figure. He calls it "Mojo" and puts silly hats on its' head. I just think it's a waste of space.



At least he keeps it in the "man cave" downstairs.

Ever curious, Ron had another question: "How much money would it take to get you off the stripper pole ;-)"

After a few drinks, I wouldn't be able to stand, much less maneuver the stripper pole, so I'd say about 5 drinks.

Tiff asked: "You have the chance to get plastic surgery for free. Would you, and if so, what?"

Yes I would. Does dental work count? I'd like to have veneers on all my teeth and have them straightened again after I didn't wear my retainer after 3 years of braces and other expensive dental work my parents provided for me. If dental work doesn't count, then an eye lift.

Tamis had to come up with the hardest question yet: "What is your favorite Fiesta color?"

I'm going to have to go with Chartreuse, but the new Lemongrass is just a shade or two off of that, so it could be a tie. (Not really: Chartreuse rocks it!).

Jay had a couple of questions. First he asked: "If you could be any character in any film, which would it be and why?"

Vivien Leigh as Scarlett from "Gone With The Wind". Mainly because I identify with that strong Southern wherewithal and I know that getting knocked down a peg or two really isn't that important. It's how you live the life that was dealt to you that matters the most.

"Also, where is the craziest place you've ever had sex? ;-)"

In the butt? Ahahahaha!(I totally stole that from "The Newlywed Game") Okay, really: on the concrete steps going down to the major river in this town. Ya wanna bitch about rug burn? How bout concrete burn to the mid spine area?

Lola asked: "Who is your fantasy man and/or woman?"

I tend to be attracted to people who aren't Hollywood perfect, so man would be Gary Oldman and female would be Patricia Arquette.

The Dish wanted to know: "Would you let Sissy get her belly button pierced as a teen? Or Buddy his tongue?"

I would try to talk them out of it, only because I know how difficult those two piercings are to heal. But, if they wanted to do it, I'd let them. I have seen great examples of both piercings, but the majority of them don't take so well.

JFab, along the same lines, asked, "Would you get your hoo-ha pierced?"

No, and for the same reasons stated above. Those piercings just don't heal well. I'm not afraid of the pain, but more afraid of the body trying to reject piercings. I might consider an outer labia piercing.