Thursday, September 25, 2008

I Fart in Your General Direction

I read this article in our local evening paper today. Please.... read the whole thing. You'll be glad you did. "Breaking" News!



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I read later that the charges had been dropped (flushed? Sorry, couldn't resist).
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13 comments:

  1. Warped Mind of RonSeptember 25, 2008 at 6:54 PM

    Farting is assault?! Crap I've been assaulting people at my office for the last ten years!! Oh God I could do some hard time!

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  2. The HolywriterSeptember 25, 2008 at 7:13 PM

    Yup...this is the state I live in...isn't it grand?

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  3. EfenSeptember 25, 2008 at 7:58 PM

    Hehe....I saw this and thought about puttin it up on my site but since I just did that 'Roadkill Cook-off' thing, I didn't want to be accused of WV bashing ;)

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  4. Evil Twin's WifeSeptember 25, 2008 at 8:49 PM

    Ron - you made me laugh 'til I was crying. Thanks.

    Holywriter - but tell me you didn't cackle like a loon reading it?

    Efen - it's not WV bashing. WV has a sense of humor. :-)

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  5. kenjuSeptember 26, 2008 at 12:03 AM

    I got an email tonight about this! It's too funny. If people could be arrested for farting, I'd be in jail constantly.

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  6. BuzzardbillySeptember 26, 2008 at 2:39 AM

    Seriously makes you wonder just how deadly that fart could've been, doesn't it?

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  7. rosemarySeptember 26, 2008 at 10:59 AM

    Steve would be doing life plus 99 years. I always tell him if he could bottle that stuff our energy problem would be solved. It could launch rockets.

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  8. tiffSeptember 26, 2008 at 11:30 AM

    Dude wasn't allowoed to go to the bathroom. The cops asked for it. :)

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  9. honeywineSeptember 26, 2008 at 12:38 PM

    I'm guessing they're not fans of South Park. lol

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  10. GiGiSeptember 26, 2008 at 1:23 PM

    Eeeewww.

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  11. rebeccaSeptember 26, 2008 at 1:53 PM

    Cops totally don't get paid enough.

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  12. themomSeptember 26, 2008 at 5:06 PM

    saw this and laughed myself silly. I have been assaulting people in grocery stores for ages - (hit and uns) and never got arrested.

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  13. Evil Twin's WifeSeptember 26, 2008 at 7:40 PM

    Kenju - I think it was the hand waving that cinched his fate.

    BB - well, they did say it was "odorous".

    Rosemary - LOL!

    Tiff - My gosh - imagine what might have happened if that fart mutinied on him? They could have had a mess to clean up.

    honeywine - probably not.

    Gigi - I know!

    Rebecca - they certainly have to put up with a lot!

    themom - now, that hit and run business might get you in trouble. LOL.

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