tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post5059147839028051646..comments2023-07-30T08:22:00.042-04:00Comments on The Glamorous Life of a Hausfrau: The University Guinea PigForest Bard's Wifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09108970081943271956noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-87389408499558670762009-01-29T09:35:00.000-05:002009-01-29T09:35:00.000-05:00You see, I have lived all my 35 years without ever...You see, I have lived all my 35 years without ever knowing that really happens. Now I'm screwed.Contest Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14801303722883088371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-30326970963270845342009-01-28T23:20:00.000-05:002009-01-28T23:20:00.000-05:00I once dated a middle-eastern descent dude named S...I once dated a middle-eastern descent dude named Sam. Can't imagine HIM ever being so adventurous....tiffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01351692108818152561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-6090903407602037212009-01-28T21:06:00.000-05:002009-01-28T21:06:00.000-05:00so many mental images... i may never sleep again ;...so many mental images... i may never sleep again ;~)LoveLladrohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13978797008813692988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-38092542507652441182009-01-28T20:38:00.000-05:002009-01-28T20:38:00.000-05:00Oh, wow. You weren't kidding, were you?"...Oh, wow. You weren't kidding, were you?<br><br>"Melancholy Taint" would definitely fit here. When I told Chachi that MT was an awesome Bad Band Name, he grinned.<br><br>All he said was "Well, they'd definitely have to be Emo."rennratthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08258514296905380163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-35434076185835674792009-01-28T18:58:00.000-05:002009-01-28T18:58:00.000-05:00OMG, Sam's hairy Taint...Sounds like a porno m...OMG, Sam's hairy Taint...Sounds like a porno movie to me....lol<br>great story!!!Suziehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01662575662681819188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-90474220220019986162009-01-28T17:29:00.000-05:002009-01-28T17:29:00.000-05:00MsPulp - those were fun days. I hope we'll be ...MsPulp - those were fun days. I hope we'll be able to get together soon. <br><br>Momma - I guess they just lift up the sack o' seeds and bend forward to see... Not sure. <br><br>NCP - oh honey, and that is TAME by my standards. LOL.<br><br>Loni - it takes all kinds, huh?<br><br>Al - LOL!!Evil Twin's Wifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05947080160500549248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-36217117136418726222009-01-28T17:17:00.000-05:002009-01-28T17:17:00.000-05:00Arrrgggg! I don't know which hurts more. My ...Arrrgggg! I don't know which hurts more. My burning eyes from looking at the taint photo or my butt from tensing up so hard after realizing that guy had a taint ring.<br>...Al...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-42189852618963309722009-01-28T15:55:00.000-05:002009-01-28T15:55:00.000-05:00Thank you for the visual lol I will have the pictu...Thank you for the visual lol I will have the picture in my head all day!!Loni's Worldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10052327148716888410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-32800280439852899102009-01-28T14:48:00.000-05:002009-01-28T14:48:00.000-05:00Aaaaaaah! The eyeballs in my imagination are burn...Aaaaaaah! The eyeballs in my imagination are burning!!!No Celery Pleasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04447478241039752135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-84244271376774400402009-01-28T14:15:00.000-05:002009-01-28T14:15:00.000-05:00I just wanna know how in the hell a man can see un...I just wanna know how in the hell a man can see under his sack to put the damn ring in - or does someone else do that for you? Surely you take it out to clean it. OK, I'm thinking too much on this one - I'm still in shock...The Kitchenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09304055062974164495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-54215119271647385212009-01-28T13:44:00.000-05:002009-01-28T13:44:00.000-05:00OMG! this is exactly the reason I fell in love wit...OMG! this is exactly the reason I fell in love with your sense of humor all those years ago. You never cease to amuse me!<br>It also reminds me of the good ol' days spent drinking at your house in Spring Hill and all of your (and Evil Twin's) great stories. Those were the good 'ol days...MsPulphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06121530226112122866noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-62681113830354198232009-01-28T13:39:00.000-05:002009-01-28T13:39:00.000-05:00Dave - well, he got paid to be a *lab rat* basical...Dave - well, he got paid to be a *lab rat* basically, sooooo. The regular ones are on your dime! <br><br>Penelope - You're welcome. The link is just to the Wikipedia page and has one pic.<br><br>Ron - wonder if Bic wants their product associated that way. Get it ASSociated? Woot!<br><br>kenju - sorry! LOL.<br><br>Crazy Mo - you wouldn't believe what people will pierce.<br><br>TGG - It's been 20 years and I still watch that segment and laugh like a loon. <br><br>Warren - it's supposed to add extra pleasure to the end result of fun if tugged at the appropriate time. I guess that's why it seems desirable to some people.<br><br>Laura - I'll even show you the clip if you come by! <br><br>SoLow - surprisingly, I'm surprised you hadn't heard of this one. Some bikers get some "out there" piercings.<br><br>The Girl - the only thing I ever think is, "I wonder if XX held his breath?" LOL.<br><br>Ginger - I didn't add the vid. I can't... I don't think I have permission. <br><br>Efen - that knowledge will come in handy if you hear any taint jokes from now on.<br><br>Trisha - see? It really is an educational blog.<br><br>BB - Wow. you'd think they'd have a better way? <br><br>Alex - the funniest part was at the end. The starter jewelry was a flexible nylon cord that needed to be lit to seal. I was afraid the rest of his ass bush would go up in smoke! LOL!!!Evil Twin's Wifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05947080160500549248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-55653904828202386542009-01-28T12:43:00.000-05:002009-01-28T12:43:00.000-05:00I had a hairy guy friend that was good natured lik...I had a hairy guy friend that was good natured like that - he let us burn his arm hair off with lighters (keep in mind that we were around 20 years old and probably drunk at the time - so it was highly amusing). It never hurt him - just crinkled up and went Poof!Alexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14802482421104496895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-61678428584095897012009-01-28T11:20:00.000-05:002009-01-28T11:20:00.000-05:00And here Mama Buzzardbilly lets her docs bring the...And here Mama Buzzardbilly lets her docs bring the med students in to enjoy her regularly scheduled sigmoidoscopies for free! To think of the money we've lost!<br><br>BTW, find gross bonus cause I know you likey the gross just like me: When they do the siggy, they have to fill the ass innards with puffs of air which cause great pressure and the loudest fart known to man when the oscopy tool is removed. This is followed by a need to run with the speed of Jesse Owens to the nearest toilet and the pressure of the air and all will cause the patient to shit with such velocity that it literally bypassed the toilet and went straight up the wall. Least that's what Mama says and Mama never lies (even when I look bad). Isn't it great to have gross friends?Buzzardbillyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02755522048417416544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-27654512535310329042009-01-28T11:14:00.000-05:002009-01-28T11:14:00.000-05:00That is great! I also thought that I had heard ev...That is great! I also thought that I had heard everything. I know lots of pierced and tattooed people but never knew that this piercing existed. I guess you really do learn something new everyday!Trisha aka Mrs. Wallyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06761528772147097086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-24059864554182698582009-01-28T10:35:00.000-05:002009-01-28T10:35:00.000-05:00Hmm....never knew where the 'taint' was lo...Hmm....never knew where the 'taint' was located...now I'm not so sure I wanted to know ;)Efenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14759616319072702523noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-10079555684704452302009-01-28T10:21:00.000-05:002009-01-28T10:21:00.000-05:00Well, now I know you weren't fibbing when you ...Well, now I know you weren't fibbing when you told me this story!<br><br>Too bad I'm at school and can't watch the video.gingermagnoliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01422592966223403266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-865106540191101012009-01-28T10:09:00.000-05:002009-01-28T10:09:00.000-05:00OUCH, you gotta be a special dude to shave another...OUCH, you gotta be a special dude to shave another guy's stuff and then pierce itThe Girl You Don't Bring Home to Mommahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17840625234120366867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-66308099411726073882009-01-28T09:56:00.000-05:002009-01-28T09:56:00.000-05:00And I thought I had heard it all...That's NAST...And I thought I had heard it all...<br><br>That's NASTY.SoLowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02943609390337069921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-30795948079374077552009-01-28T09:54:00.000-05:002009-01-28T09:54:00.000-05:00LOL...yeah, um, I find that oddly hysterical! I j...LOL...yeah, um, I find that oddly hysterical! I just have so many questions...but, well, never mind ;)Laurahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06856669082525017994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-76924412418887539302009-01-28T09:49:00.000-05:002009-01-28T09:49:00.000-05:00I don't really get that piercing...I mean...I ...I don't really get that piercing...I mean...I just don't know what to say.<br><br>If I had a...um...jungle between the fun park and the sewer...I think I'd stick with dreadlocks, or a nice pony tail braid...but piercing...and subsequent shaves forever...wow!warrenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03927162550870912773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-76321399289391784982009-01-28T09:33:00.000-05:002009-01-28T09:33:00.000-05:00Um, yeah...for once, I'm speechless...but LOL!...Um, yeah...for once, I'm speechless...but LOL!!! :0Texas Gator Girlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11705429755246261322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-86503676739501389722009-01-28T09:31:00.000-05:002009-01-28T09:31:00.000-05:00I'm not sure what to say. Other than my hoo h...I'm not sure what to say. Other than my hoo hoo hurst now just thinking about it!!Crazy Mohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04854860776987204779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-18516784646710885832009-01-28T08:18:00.000-05:002009-01-28T08:18:00.000-05:00LOL (well, I NEVER!!)LOL (well, I NEVER!!)kenjuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07342414519714356343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-7502684520661179472009-01-28T07:58:00.000-05:002009-01-28T07:58:00.000-05:00Hey! I got a great ad slogan! "Bic, it taint ...Hey! I got a great ad slogan! "Bic, it taint just fo yo face!" I'll let you know if I make any money off that :)Warped Mind of Ronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15670039992710968421noreply@blogger.com