tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post4094482513423081796..comments2023-07-30T08:22:00.042-04:00Comments on The Glamorous Life of a Hausfrau: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!Forest Bard's Wifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09108970081943271956noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-70675829440638890502009-08-25T10:31:37.990-04:002009-08-25T10:31:37.990-04:00When my son was learning to drive he asked me numb...When my son was learning to drive he asked me number 3. When you and three other people are at a four way stop, who goes first?<br><br>I replied...<br><br>"I do. None of those shitty drivers are going to get in front of me that is for damn sure."<br><br><br>Words we all need to live by. :=)Christinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12111075448510276679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-82087987322850132082009-08-25T10:14:52.954-04:002009-08-25T10:14:52.954-04:00I verbalize that sentiment out loud, ultiple times...I verbalize that sentiment out loud, ultiple times daily. #4 drives me up a wall. I refuse to go on an African Safri or even start farming - but my "friends" still send me all this stuff for my garden or for African trip. Gads! <br><br>#5 is a pain in the behind. I had a total hysterectomy when I was 34...Have such lovely night sweats ever since. What a pain!themomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05372778365091908638noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-89976897691527051862009-08-24T22:34:44.907-04:002009-08-24T22:34:44.907-04:00Not sure how old you are, girl, but at 43 I can te...Not sure how old you are, girl, but at 43 I can tell you that the whole sweating/trouble regulating your body temp lasts a long foxtrot time!<br><br>As for the boy flushing, we've got the flushing issue down, but the whole spewing pee all over the toilet, wall, floor thing we're still working on ;)Lolahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07370267947354641941noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-81012844530776627902009-08-24T22:13:32.711-04:002009-08-24T22:13:32.711-04:00ew ew ew! You had better teach Buddy soon if he ev...ew ew ew! You had better teach Buddy soon if he ever wants to get a girlfriend! :)<br><br>I HATE the poking on FB. Stop f'ing poking me! It doesn't MEAN anything!Vinomomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01915655871331513144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-81272905505035036412009-08-24T19:58:49.878-04:002009-08-24T19:58:49.878-04:00The stop signs - well....we have a similar issue h...The stop signs - well....we have a similar issue here with roundabouts (not sure what you guys call these?) - people here just don't seem to have a clue who gives way to who....grr!<br>Facebook - seems a lot like high school at times. I do the quizzes occasionally if I'm bored shitless :)<br><br>The flushing thing - I have no idea. I should, being in a house full of men, but I don't I'm afraid - sorry! :)<br><br>The sweating thing - yes, what's with that? I go to bed freezing and wake up sweating every morning - it sucks!<br><br>G<br>xxMyst_72http://www.blogger.com/profile/01670435027908994101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-6311747006589944862009-08-24T19:54:34.036-04:002009-08-24T19:54:34.036-04:00Chandra - Thanks for giving me the heads up! rosem...Chandra - Thanks for giving me the heads up! <br><br>rosemary - really! How hard is it to press that lever??<br><br>Robyn - There are many driving violations that make me think WTF on a regular basis! LOL.<br><br>Mandy - After your kid repeats it, you become much more conscientious. LOL.<br><br>Tiff - We have a couple of "trouble spots" here where there is always some issue! And I have to drive those routes often.Evil Twin's Wifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05947080160500549248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-18476570930926347442009-08-24T18:32:51.513-04:002009-08-24T18:32:51.513-04:00OMG... I completely know what you mean about the s...OMG... I completely know what you mean about the stop signs. <br><br>Hugs - TiffBaylee and Blair's pagehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07362201977840208654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-32830105533175826952009-08-24T18:24:15.471-04:002009-08-24T18:24:15.471-04:00you're doing much better than me b/c I usually...you're doing much better than me b/c I usually do so it out loud!!!Mandyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07453622337440222119noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-15660512142724522992009-08-24T17:47:25.760-04:002009-08-24T17:47:25.760-04:00My WTF is a bit different. People who turn right ...My WTF is a bit different. People who turn right on red, but do it with traffic coming and then go 35 miles per hour. I pass one certain intersection every morning, and four out of five mornings some man in a truck thinks he can beat us, and we all slam brakes. There is a curve, and due to this, it is difficult to judge distance. I almost think those turning, at that particular area, believe they have the right of way. Wow, that felt good to say outloud. <br><br>Good topic.Robynbethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06541263326541625478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-78492666747878198082009-08-24T14:57:47.004-04:002009-08-24T14:57:47.004-04:00I am with you on every single one....except #2 bel...I am with you on every single one....except #2 belongs to an adult male that i live with. as for #5....been there done that glad it is all over with.rosemaryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03300107116527320425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-45930111546303019922009-08-24T13:56:07.707-04:002009-08-24T13:56:07.707-04:00Geez the no flushing thing happens frequently in o...Geez the no flushing thing happens frequently in our house too and it's disgusting. Boys will be boys(that includes the husband too)<br><br>Ahh early signs of menapause..I feel ya. Since my 'operation' I experience the night sweats or HELL SWEATS as I call them it will get to the point where you can't sleep so be ready for that to happen...WTF???Chandrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02979194680225653758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-10775249685397502152009-08-24T13:35:56.366-04:002009-08-24T13:35:56.366-04:00CM - The Evil Twin will act like he's checking...CM - The Evil Twin will act like he's checking his watch or something to ignore the wave-thruers. He likes to piss them off. LOL.<br><br>Shiny Rod - Thanks for the fan idea. I do turn my ceiling fan on almost all the time! <br><br>Ginger - You just would not believe the amount of Lysol and air fresheners I go through! <br><br>BB - I dread the filthy skid! But, there I is, scrubbing everyone's skids and lord knows what off our three bowls all the time. <br><br>Ron - I could go on and on about traffic WTFs!<br><br>CuteElla - If I ever figure it out, I'll let you know! <br><br>Gigi - Why, indeed?<br><br>TGG - WTF is where it is! <br><br>Scott - Driving and WTFs go hand in hand! <br><br>Kenju - I've had to pass by 3 or 4 stalls in a public restroom before I've found one that is clean! Gross!<br><br>Jay - Giving the Swirly might work! <br><br>Warren - At least we're not the only ones! Do you ever wonder what happens if they're staying at a friend's house? Ugh!<br><br>RLL - You'll have to email me someway to add you to my FB. <br><br>The Dish - I'm sure your brain is cycling thru WTF on such a fast basis, it probably can't be counted! <br><br>Loni - Sigh! What is up with people?<br><br>NCP - I guess I am lucky the kid has good aim! :-)Evil Twin's Wifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05947080160500549248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-21906855917373279832009-08-24T13:09:40.387-04:002009-08-24T13:09:40.387-04:00Hey - at least the boy manages to go in the toilet...Hey - at least the boy manages to go in the toilet... my nephews drive me nuts with their COMPLETE INABILITY TO HIT THE BOWL!!! <br><br>I'd be happy to flush after them... if only I didn't have to clean the toilet at my mom's house every time I wanted to use it because the nephews simply can't figure out how.<br><br>(BTW, I'll give the 3 year old a pass on aiming... but the 12 year old??!!)nocelerypleasehttp://noceleryplease.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-21913421850189444512009-08-24T13:06:07.434-04:002009-08-24T13:06:07.434-04:00I am with ya on all of them. stops signs are the w...I am with ya on all of them. stops signs are the worst!Loni's Worldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10052327148716888410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-55068675659902536352009-08-24T12:45:45.403-04:002009-08-24T12:45:45.403-04:00I love your list! And I agree on all points. And...I love your list! And I agree on all points. And hear myself think those 3 words numerous times a day...The Dishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03627205006501301967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-76323068519837199562009-08-24T12:42:22.388-04:002009-08-24T12:42:22.388-04:00If you figure out a cure for #5....poke me on Face...If you figure out a cure for #5....<br><br>poke me on Facebook! ;)Real Live Lesbianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09272384473977144125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-10099450513642970312009-08-24T12:03:27.251-04:002009-08-24T12:03:27.251-04:00Crap! My 9 year old can't seem to flush eithe...Crap! My 9 year old can't seem to flush either...I was hoping there was some age very soon at which he would grow out of it...maybe not. I guess I am excited to know there is someone else out there with the same trouble thoughwarrenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03927162550870912773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-26565541113409254872009-08-24T10:39:57.107-04:002009-08-24T10:39:57.107-04:00Maybe you can put one of those automatic flushers ...Maybe you can put one of those automatic flushers on the toilet like they have in many public restrooms? Either that or stick his head in the toilet every time he forgets to flush. ;-)Jayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17134850383532818765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-76692768371617442842009-08-24T10:37:23.118-04:002009-08-24T10:37:23.118-04:00Rod maybe right about the toilet. Leave something ...Rod maybe right about the toilet. Leave something for your boy and he will get the message. (we hope)<br><br>I hate it when adults do that - and more and more often I see it in public toilets. Ew.kenjuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07342414519714356343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-35763884199073161262009-08-24T09:58:59.671-04:002009-08-24T09:58:59.671-04:00I'm left saying WTF way too many times, and us...I'm left saying WTF way too many times, and usually while driving amongst drivers in the Carolinas.Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07286826423526288591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-74946385664154548752009-08-24T09:47:08.488-04:002009-08-24T09:47:08.488-04:00Love it! I think I say WTF??? to myself at least 3...Love it! I think I say WTF??? to myself at least 3x a day...or is that just in the morning?? hmmmm...Texas Gator Girlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11705429755246261322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-12264515127163583602009-08-24T09:13:58.761-04:002009-08-24T09:13:58.761-04:00I enjoyed your list...and I swear it's genetic...I enjoyed your list...and I swear it's genetic with males....my 4yr old boy has already developed a dislike of flushing the toilet...he even says he flushed it, when it's clear he did not. Why ?? I say that a lot these days..just'Why'? :)GiGihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04879399199941943861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-21446398311870675982009-08-24T08:48:19.683-04:002009-08-24T08:48:19.683-04:00Those are excellent Whisky Tango Foxtrots! I too a...Those are excellent Whisky Tango Foxtrots! I too am curious about several of those things.cuteellaisboldhttp://cuteellaisbold.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-52475103999975144612009-08-24T08:46:31.774-04:002009-08-24T08:46:31.774-04:00OMG #3 is the worst!! Hate hate hate it!! How abou...OMG #3 is the worst!! Hate hate hate it!! How about the idiot that drive all the way on the right hand side of the road and decide they want to turn left, block the whole road!! If they just got to the left side at the intersection other people could make their right hand turns! Gah!!!Warped Mind of Ronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15670039992710968421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-92111496360169080842009-08-24T08:15:55.525-04:002009-08-24T08:15:55.525-04:00LMAOPerhaps you need a bathroom motion sensor that...LMAO<br><br>Perhaps you need a bathroom motion sensor that say, "Flush Dammit" whenever anything passes it. Eventually, he would learn.<br><br>He'd never make it with these dudes that lived in a house I had to live in once. There was a dude's bathroom and a girl's bathroom. The dudes used to leave these incredible notes for this one guy who didn't clean skidmarks from the toilet while they were fresh. I remember one two-page diatribe posted on the Dude's Dumpsite started: "People in the civilized world do not leave their shit for others to clean. This includes the nasty-assed skids that you refuse to clean for yourself. Surely, you look at the toilet when you finished flushing. Who doesn't? If you see skidmarks...." Really, two pages of that. And, yet, the man never got the message and never cleaned a skid.Buzzardbillyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02755522048417416544noreply@blogger.com