tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post3299713842820452212..comments2023-07-30T08:22:00.042-04:00Comments on The Glamorous Life of a Hausfrau: KleptoForest Bard's Wifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09108970081943271956noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-37711554936042646082009-06-22T00:36:10.504-04:002009-06-22T00:36:10.504-04:00You know when you swipe your stripe to pay for foo...You know when you swipe your stripe to pay for food and you get the choice of cash back?<br><br>Once in the car I realized a cashier gave me $20 too much. <br>Not the scruple it would seem<br><br>I headed right back in and got in her line. I told her there was a mistake and immediately she got defensive.<br>Once she took A BREATH I was able to explain that she gave me too much.<br><br>It's all about karma points and butterfly effects.<br>She apologized and thanked me with a genuine smile.<br><br>Doing the right thing ALWAYS pays itself forward. <br>I can attest.<br>Glad you didCitizenXhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05361250978736891810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-24716694658362812762009-06-18T00:13:02.058-04:002009-06-18T00:13:02.058-04:00Moral compass shmoral compass.. whatever... do w...Moral compass shmoral compass.. whatever... do what feels right but don't let it determine your morality. <br><br>Pay it forward someday.. donate like 30 dollars to some little girls lemonade stand.. where the lemons were probably actually thieved... by a mom who was frazzled and not paying attention to 1 out of the 356 million things she was supposed to pay attention to. <br><br> ...I got all the way to my car with 3 kids and two stolen jugs of milk on the bottom rack of my cart last week... and I would have rather gone to jail with a tranny ho sittin next to me than to lug a 5, 3 and 4 week old back into the store.. plus two damn jugs of stolen milk. <br><br><br>I was wishin I had grabbed 5 jugs. :) <br><br><br>Pay it forward. I owe like 60 to that little lemonade girl. :) <br><br>If anything... the story will be wellll worth a blog if you do go in. Can't wait to hear. <br><br>dsupah ~dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08216064025672866624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-10258124953627592532009-06-17T22:39:53.498-04:002009-06-17T22:39:53.498-04:00I cannot read through all those forty comments. I ...I cannot read through all those forty comments. I steal donuts sometimes cuz my kid eats them in the store. What are ya gonna do? <br><br>I'd call it even cuz you are going to spend forty-five minutes trying to pay for an item you dont have proof that you bought.vinomomhttp://vinomom.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-74537727727060956642009-06-17T20:31:22.196-04:002009-06-17T20:31:22.196-04:00Holy Crap Woman! One little crime wave and you ge...Holy Crap Woman! One little crime wave and you get 40 bleedin' comments!<br>Wow! Dude! You Rock!powdergirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03703233313854600531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-78467227001004338892009-06-17T18:56:47.486-04:002009-06-17T18:56:47.486-04:00Haha that sounds exactly like my trips to the supe...Haha that sounds exactly like my trips to the supermarket lol. I totally think you should go for a steal on the popcorn chicken just for having to endure a shopping trip its the least they can do, next time see if you can pick up some nice candles, relaxing bath bubbles and a bottle of wine on the house lol!!YesWomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12936790767043227028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-84779804288392840932009-06-17T18:07:43.103-04:002009-06-17T18:07:43.103-04:00Sounds like you had quite a shopping adventure!Try...Sounds like you had quite a shopping adventure!<br><br>Trying to put the best construction on everything... perhaps the person driving the van loaded with stuff is homeless and living in their van?! In this economy, it is a possibility. Or maybe they have OCD, and CANNOT throw anything away?! At least it made me think about my piles a clutter here and there around the house... think I'll go do some de-cluttering!<br>Love & Light~<br>OM girlBeckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11288245990832705329noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-46544484434881668282009-06-17T18:01:17.545-04:002009-06-17T18:01:17.545-04:00I wonder if they'd even take the money for it....I wonder if they'd even take the money for it...<br><br>I say, don't worry about it. It was a mistake, and surely they aren't worried about it.gingermagnoliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01422592966223403266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-17116360521670052222009-06-17T17:37:38.259-04:002009-06-17T17:37:38.259-04:00Oh, and use a hidden camera.Oh, and use a hidden camera.Inannahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04310878923054327141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-82172212063345298702009-06-17T17:37:10.263-04:002009-06-17T17:37:10.263-04:00I think you should go back and pay for it, just so...I think you should go back and pay for it, just so you can tell us what happens! Were they nice? Did they give you a crazy person stare? <br><br>Blog fodder, woman! Blog fodder!Inannahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04310878923054327141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-37516937334291676742009-06-17T16:23:46.344-04:002009-06-17T16:23:46.344-04:00I say EVEN STEVEN...but then again I detest all th...I say EVEN STEVEN...but then again I detest all things about the Mall of Wal. <br><br>I think this is really a test to see how moral your audience is. Hope we did not let you down...you are really stooping to the gutter with half of us it seems.Tamishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16478543041875155264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-19345544074696711912009-06-17T15:37:23.680-04:002009-06-17T15:37:23.680-04:00Here's my take....How many times have you been...Here's my take....How many times have you been overcharged, given less change back than what was due, made a special trip for a 'sale' item only to find they were 'out'? They OWED you the popcorn chicken...IMHO ;)Efenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14759616319072702523noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-27577354983023180682009-06-17T14:56:17.938-04:002009-06-17T14:56:17.938-04:00I must say that the photo of the bread with the ad...I must say that the photo of the bread with the addition of the tiny "Evil Twin's Wife" down in the corner really looks like some sort of avant garde rock album art. <br><br>I bet you could print that up, toss it in a jewel case with a recording of you walking around Wal-Mart with a mic - not saying anything, just recording the ambient noise. Make a bunch of copies and market it as the latest experimental album. <br><br>These are free, million dollar ideas here. =)nickhttp://www.nickgatens.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-11172919637420251122009-06-17T14:35:18.998-04:002009-06-17T14:35:18.998-04:00I'm thinking that Mart of Wal has ripped you o...I'm thinking that Mart of Wal has ripped you off enough that one tub of popcorn chicken is not going to make a difference. I once got accused of stealing an apple and letting my son eat. Yelling at the manager that I would never give my kid fruit without washing it first, I brought it from home - I get to the car and notice he had a can of Nestle Quick in the car that is attached to the cart - Yup, I didn't pay for it.The Girl You Don't Bring Home to Mommahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17840625234120366867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-35564957731985131892009-06-17T14:08:24.792-04:002009-06-17T14:08:24.792-04:00Lol I'm not sure you can be called a "kle...Lol I'm not sure you can be called a "klepto" for accidentally not paying for one item! :-p <br><br>It's a tough decision but wal-mart probably only paid 2 cents for that chicken and I'm sure if you walked up to the customer service desk to pay for it they would give you blank, crazy person stares.All Clickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07320251749384903321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-33274131201867503872009-06-17T14:02:23.232-04:002009-06-17T14:02:23.232-04:00I'd go back and pay...use it as an object less...I'd go back and pay...use it as an object lesson for my kids and all.warrenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03927162550870912773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-56925146650222559242009-06-17T13:25:09.936-04:002009-06-17T13:25:09.936-04:00Yes. All of the above advice! I refuse to take the...Yes. All of the above advice! I refuse to take the boys to WM because I hear the same thing a million times.... "I want that!"Jenny Fabuloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377264583933841037noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-46247863058237696512009-06-17T13:03:31.166-04:002009-06-17T13:03:31.166-04:00I'd make the effort to pay next time, but I do...I'd make the effort to pay next time, but I doubt that they'll make the effort to charge you. It would be a big bunch of extra work for them to figure it all out -- but you'll have done your part. Unless...they have your security cam photo plastered at every register and they nab your criminal ass before you have the chance. It could happen :)Ellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06856669082525017994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-34242705997550270312009-06-17T13:00:02.231-04:002009-06-17T13:00:02.231-04:00Breakin' the lawwwwBreakin' the lawwwwBreakin' the lawwww<br>Breakin' the lawwwwPaul Higginbothamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06989653781832929938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-18384960439359794342009-06-17T12:39:30.873-04:002009-06-17T12:39:30.873-04:00Our WallieWonderWorld is having their grand re-ope...Our WallieWonderWorld is having their grand re-opening today.....I am 12 miles away and wish it was further.rosemaryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03300107116527320425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-71384270322936947382009-06-17T12:15:29.692-04:002009-06-17T12:15:29.692-04:00I have done this far more times than I care to rem...I have done this far more times than I care to remember. Cookies, drinks, a bag of chips. Anything to shut the brat up and oops...<br><br>Although I figure they more than make up for it with the mistakes they made to their advantage on merchandise. How's that for justification??Christinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12111075448510276679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-84950072662388845922009-06-17T12:10:36.432-04:002009-06-17T12:10:36.432-04:00I'm sure Wal-Mart has google alerts letting th...I'm sure Wal-Mart has google alerts letting the know when someone blogs about them. So, they know you didn't pay for the chicken. My guess is they are requesting a warrant for your arrest as I type this. <br><br>Okay, probably not. ;-) <br><br>And that van with all the stuff in it? You were behind the guy who lives in a van down by the river! hahaJayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17134850383532818765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-60295449865345073992009-06-17T12:08:49.717-04:002009-06-17T12:08:49.717-04:00I HATE aisle whores (aka side angle cart parkers)...I HATE aisle whores (aka side angle cart parkers) - if they don't move in the alloted time I give 'em in my head (about 5 seconds) I move their cart & go about my business! Also, I agree with Momma about the chicken thing - more than likely, WM will just "call it a day" & thank you for being honest - MAYBE! ;)Texas Gator Girlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11705429755246261322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-85219203374953132802009-06-17T11:58:59.182-04:002009-06-17T11:58:59.182-04:00I hate those asshats with their big carts in the a...I hate those asshats with their big carts in the aisle too - and they have NO CLUE you're standing there, just waiting....<br><br>OK, I say take the kids over to WM and pay for the chicken. Yes, WM has PLENTY of your money, but that's not the point. You'll feel good about what you're showing the children, and they will be really excited and proud if you do. Kids learn so much more from what we do than what we say!!! Love ya!<br><br>Oh, and by the way, I'm certain my mother in law will blame that open bread bag on the floor on ME!The Kitchenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09304055062974164495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-718993864783334832009-06-17T11:15:57.491-04:002009-06-17T11:15:57.491-04:00There is only room for one ONE cart in the middle ...There is only room for one ONE cart in the middle of the aisle. Yours. Other people have to realize that and get on board!<br><br>I don't think I could keep from offering to pay for the chicken. I know WW's a huge corporation and all, but....powdergirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03703233313854600531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8302027825736277868.post-48796252905428527542009-06-17T11:04:14.754-04:002009-06-17T11:04:14.754-04:00Pay up - goodness knows Wal Mart needs the cash. ...Pay up - goodness knows Wal Mart needs the cash. ;)<br><br>Also - did someone eat some of that discarded bread and just dump the rest on the floor?tiffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01351692108818152561noreply@blogger.com