A few days ago, TFB and I were just hanging out,, in our little bedroom. Watching our stupid morning shows.
And then I noticed he had a frigging penny ON HIS ASS CHEEK. Stuck on there, as if by magic.
I said, "Baby, you got a penny stuck on your ass."
He said, "No, I don't."
Then he rolled over and that penny disappeared.
It rolled right into his ass crack. Yep. That's where we found it.
Apparently it had fallen out of his pants pocket and landed on the bed and then melded itself to his right butt cheek. I am not making this up.
After he peeled it out of his crack, he threw it in the trash.
A penny poorer....
Enjoy your Friday, hooligans.
Love,
Poor Abe... I bet his eyes were squeezed shut and tears running down his cheeks.
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